My sign is better than your sign.

It's not too late, Cate! Also, I nominate me.

 

As added incentive: Government studies show conclusively that dudes are totally into girls with low cut tops and "I HEART AL KAPWN" written on their tits. Not just dudes, either - rich dudes who are great in bed! It's true! Google it!

 

Let's not limit this to tits.

Major props to the first d00d that writes my name on his 'sack.

 

lol is that like the welcome to jamaica have a nice day joke?

but then if somebody writes a tribute on their sack how are they going to post without getting banned?

 

i really wish i actually had balls...fucking figures of speeches

 

I don't know what Jamaica has to do with this.

But I'm sure I'm awesome enough to where a 'sack bearing my name wouldn't cause a ban.

 

they can be really overrated... like when you get out of a swimming pool... oh wait no, that weiners... well knees and feet are bad with balls... as well as other balls, sporting that is, I had a tragic incedent with my dad playing tennis when I was a youth... didn't walk right for a couple days...

 

I could put like a little hat on them or something, maybe glasses and a wig and somebody'd be like... fuck, who is that ugly old broad?~!:ack2:

 

Hmm, can't fit 'toolmaggot rocks' on the average sack.. would you settle for an asscrack? I can totally be clever with one of the O's..

 

I dont have my digital camera handy or I would.

 

Pff, asscrack is old news.

It'd totally fit on yr sack if you stretched it out as you wrote it.

 

great now I am totally picturing a batwinged out ballsack bearing your name.
...and this thread was once so appealing

 

Yeah, let's try to get this thread back on track. Babyhellfire, I don't recall seeing anything written on your boobs...

 

I'll let you know when I grow a pair:cheers2:

 

Last time you said that I went and tried to check out your rack, but your darn kid was in the way. Cute kid and all, but dammit I wanted to ogle your boobs!

EDIT: But you do have a beautiful face. I know that's off-topic, we were talking about your tits, and Lord knows I don't want to change the subject, but it's true.

 

....wait....what?
on my myspace?thats the only place i can think of.

Aw. thank you. i guess you need one when ya lack the cleavage

 

No, in your gallery right here. There's a picture of you and your family at Disney World or something and you're holding your kid right in front of your rack.

You're welcome, but you still have yet to prove that you lack the cleavage. And I like smaller boobs too.

 

LOL. well at least I was wearing a padded bra to disney - its obvious in this pic

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c263/babyhellfire/Disney/P1020284.jpg

..maybe if i stay up late enough for hubby to come home, the child to crash ,and me to drink enough- I will get hubby to write something for yall on my flattness- i'll leave you ponder how likely that is

 

So you guys still wanna see my ballsack or not?

 

God, you are pretty. And I think your rack looks just fine, so there.

All those things sound perfectly likely to me. I will check back when I get home drunk myself. And I expect to see things! Written on your tits!