complete novice.

ok, this question was probably asked before, but i couldn't find it.

i've been looking into opiates.
i found a bottle of what is labeled: HYDROCODN/APAP TAB 5-500

these are from when i got my teeth pulled. i have absolutely NO opiate tolerance. how many should i take? i have never done anything besides marijuana.

i got 20 pills. (only used one... and it was for a broken finger, not teeth -.-)

 

the 5 stands for 5mg of hydrocodone(the good stuff, the opiate)
and the 500 stands for 500mg of APAP( the unnecessary shit, aspirin)

if i were you i would chew up 2 and wait a half hour and see how you feel. if you dont feel all warm, fuzzy, happy, and relaxed, then chew a couple more.

by the way, chewing it just makes it work faster and hit ya a little harder. you dont have to chew it, but you will probably get higher.

just dont take over 4000 mg of APAP in a day( no more than 8). it does a number on your liver.

 

yea, i know 5/500 means 5mg hydro per 500apap...

thanks mate.
how strong would it be? to somone who only has toked grass?

 

i had the same exact type of pills earlier this week, it was my first time taking them.
i took three after thrid period in school, and felt pretty damn fucked up, you kind of start to ramble on an idea like youre stoned, but then again its not really like being high

its kind of like if you were to mix alcohol and weed into getting messed up without showing many outward signs of it

its basically like damn i feel fucked up! but then no one asks you if youre fucked up like they do when they see you stoned or drunk

 

mmm... sounds tasty. (dumps bottle into mouth)

 

mac has good advice. Personally I'd tell you to start with three but it's not a big deal.

 

take 3 and smoke some weed

u will be in heaven

 

no weed :-[
i'm dry
that's why i went looking for opiates.
is it really worth waiting two weeks?
'cause i can if it is...

 

you said you had 20. Just save some if you're curious.

 

idk why i even said that, these will last me awhile. being i'm gonna take 3 at a time, unless i want MORE. heahehahaaehheh. (i won't do anything dumb)

 

enjoy yourself man, opiates are truly one of the greatest feelings, just watch out for our old friend addiction

 

i'm not going to have any after i finish this bottle.
i am trying 3 tonight. first recreational opiates ever FTW

 

Just for the record, the APAP is NOT Aspirin. It is tylenol, aka acetaminophen, aka APAP. That is important because the human body (specifically the liver) cannot tolerate much tylenol, whereas it can tolerate a fairly large amount of aspirin. So i would not take more than eight of these pills in a 24hr period. 8 of those pills equals 4000mg of tylenol which is widely accepted by the medical community as the maximum safe dose per day. Some people can tolerate slightly more, some people slightly less. If you do take this much, check your eyes in the mirror every couple hours. If they are yellow (known as jaundice) then your liver is failing and you should get your ass to the hospital.

But stick to 8 or fewer pills per day and you will almost certainly be fine.

Good luck, be safe, have fun, and enjoy the beauty of your first recreational opiate use.

-V

 

Step 1: Start with 2. Wait an hour, then pop another if needed.

Step 2: Repeat step one.

 

howd it go

 

i am actually going to do it today. yesterday i was fucking tired as mess, because i haven't had much sleep this week, and i didn't think i could stay awake.

 

I'd suggest 2, to start.

 

I'd suggest 4 to get a really nice feeling, and it still won't be too strong. That + Weed = heaven

 

Opiates in no way feel like a mix of alcohol and weed.

That is a disgraceful remark to the blissful experience that opiates cause, haha.

 

yeah, I agree with u4ia, but in this case unless you weigh under 120 pounds, I dont agree with salmon. I suggest taking a minimum of 3, and maybe one more a little later on. That's what I did on my first opiate experience with the same type of hydro, I ate 15mg, and like 30 minutes later, I ate one more. It felt weird because I had no idea what to expect, but man was it great.