Caught with the pr0nz

I'm the one who use to purchase my ex boyfriend's Playboys...

When me and the current lad moved into our house together, he let his collection of two nude mags fall out of one of his boxes, I was like only two, that's sad...

seriously though, I could care less either way.. What my bf does in the bathroom or in his alone time with him and his wiener is really not a concern of mine.. I know what I have to offer and don't care if he looks at naked women on a DVD or mag or computer...or even if he looks at women who are out walking about and thinks to himself, wow she is stunning.. Cause again, not a big deal to me..

Everyone is different though so yeah...

 

To get a girlfriend you need at least one of the following:
Money
Looks
Red convertible
Nice personality
Sense of humor
A dowry

Most of us have none of the above.

 

Love transcends all material possessions. Like when Naomi Campbell and Adriana Lima fell in love with me simultaneously.

They were both very jealous of each other despite the fact that I'm a pauper with a 3-inch dick. Like, I wasn't allowed to fantasize about Ms. Lima when I was having sexual relations with Ms. Campbell, and vice-versa.

 

well in that case maybe you should start saving for a red convertible so you are not stuck with porno for ever.

 

Yeah, and maybe you can build up your dowry.

 

i'd smack the bitch if she told me i couldn't watch porn

 

I know where I can get a few goats, but camels and gold are a bit harder to find.

 

I draw my porn...

 

Like your avatars?

 

I didn't draw this avatar...Wish I did... But I do draw me porn...I make the pubes really thick..

 

In primary school I drew a throbbing cock and it got confiscated and they told my parents. Those fuckers.

 

I drew baby Jesus' umbilical cord, and they told my parents. Those fuckers.

 

Ha ha, thats awesome. Where in the bible does it say he was not born with one?

 

>_<

I don't know. I must have watched too many Nature of Things episodes. Because my teachers wondered how I came to learn something so graphic. All my baby Jesus drawings/paintings had umbilical cords that were fairly detailed and intentional.

 

I dated a boyfriend who in elementary school, would only colour in black. For a few good years, he wouldn't colour the apple red, the balloon blue, or the grass green. He drew everything black and his teachers used to find it almost disturbing.

 

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I'm glad I got a good job

 

Why is it that adults have a need to correct the strange impulses of children? As an adult myself, I have come to realize that maturity and convention are overrated, and that most adults are more fucked up than children that draw umbilical cords on jesus or colour in black will ever be.

 

FaceEater, if I knew you in person and wasn't tied down, I'd probably pursue you. You're my type, definitely. So it's not that girls don't like you. Or that NO girl could like you. Not true!

 

Protection, I'd wager. You can interpret most actions many ways. If something might be considered detrimental in any realm of life a parent should probably play the safe card. A focus on the artistic can be nurtured in many environments.

 

I don't know. I think it has to do with obedience and conforming to the code of societal behaviour. We expect children to behave like adults or learn to become just like adults eventually. We educated them and test them on how well they are progressing into perfect little adults.

It's all so fuckin' temporary.