This is the deal a person from the state came over to my housea to talk to me and my parents about my truancy at school (that means i missed more days than i am allowed to). they talked about me and why i used to miss school so much, i told them i get sick(some days i just don't feel like going). they started talking about how i should go and blah blah blah all the usual stuff.Then he pulls out this device and says "we need to make sure your not under the influence of any illegal drugs, are you under the influence of any ilegal drugs and have you taken them before" i said "no" so as im walking to the bathroom i am very nervous, i look in the toilet to see if anyone in my family didnt flush (so i could just take the piss from the toilet). It was clear, so at this point im thinking "im fucked....im really fucked" Then i think well there is no way i can get out of it now so i just have to deal with the consiquences so i piss in it and take it back out. Then he says that we should know in the next 5 minutes. The whole time he is talking i can't hear anything he is saying so i just nod my head in agreement at everything he says. Five minutes pass then he looks at it (im ready to run out the door) he says oop its clear but the pause between the oop and its seemed like it took forever so i laugh nervously. Then my parents say thats good. Phew that was a fucking rush (and not in the good way) BTW the last time i smoked was about a month ago and i was going to smoke over thanksgiving but me and my friend couldnt get any thank fucking god. But this weekend should make up for it, im going with my friend to a head shop and getting a hookah along with a bowl he is buying me for my birthday then we are getting baked.
is this standard practice nowadays? shit when i was in school i was never there and this shit didnt happen my parents probably would have told the person to fuck off showing up to talk about truancy
