I killed thousands of people.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Captain Cannabis, Jan 28, 2008.

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  1. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

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    I hope that kid brutally kills you
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    No it's not common but it is entirely possible to tangle your nuts which was supposedly what happened in this case


    But anyways I just remembered this thread now that it was brought back, god damn man, that kid is going to come back to kill you. Like unless in reality he had gender issues and really wanted to a girl and you in reality wound up really helping him, you just took away his entire biological purpose in life and probably his chance of every having any kind of lasting loving relationship especially since he was that young. Like someone else said, I'd look out, I really think that kid would come back to try to kill you because by the time he's in his early 20's, he won't fear death himself, nothing like homicide-suicide scene

    Plus you don't feel bad for it, holy shit.
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor


    I dont think he'd have the balls to do it :p

    But on a serious note, if it were me, hell yeah i'd kill him.
     
  4. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    lmao

     
  5. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    as if he'd of conceived thousands of unborn people anyway
     
  6. Stoned Philosopher

    Stoned Philosopher Member

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    i think your lying but if not. good for you. protect your family. however, your a peice of shit for hitting him in the nuts. if i were you, i would have fucked shit up the real way. tackle him to the ground get on top of him and wreak havoc. beat him till he coughs up blood or vomits. which ever comes last. dont be a pussy.
     
  7. Stoned Philosopher

    Stoned Philosopher Member

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    amen.
     
  8. Gsmall

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    i would kill you but then again if you tryed to hit me in the nuts id beat your ass
     
  9. i0-techno

    i0-techno The Magnificent Dope

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    I doubt a kid with no nuts is going to have any testosterone to build up the nerve to kill anyone. This reminds me a bit about hard candy, now that was some fucked up shit. But yea next time just fight or don't fight, don't take a consensus on what YOU should do, that takes away the glory of the whole act.
     
  10. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    I know Im coming into this a little late, but seriously You should have just beat him up, beating up your sister aint cool, but everybody knows a punching a guy in the nuts just isnt right. You cant cross that barrier unless youre a complete poon, or a women defending yourself.. Which one are you?

    I hope your nuts get wrecked
     
  11. zombie.

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    Okay let me start by saying that I laughed uncontrollably when I read this. But you shouldnt have done it. I mean it wouldve been easier to punch him in the face or better yet, just walk away. But I still laughed because of the way you worded it. Dont do it anymore though.
     
  12. Enemy_Combatant

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    wow, if you're being serious, you just fucked this kid up beyond belief!! He now has no tesosterone, which will make him a very feminine looking boy with a small pen0r. He won't be able to hit puberty, grow a beard, grow muscles, or even fuck! unless he takes some test injections, but now you condemned him to having to take that every day.
     
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  14. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    And hello to you, how are you? new to the forums....?
     
  15. hiphippiegirl

    hiphippiegirl Member

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    Wow that's rough.
    I feel sorry for both of you. Him, because his life's messed up, and you, because you have no sympathy in your heart for what you've sentenced him to. His parents are grieving, because he won't carry on the family, and his friends are angry at you. They might even hate you.
    You have a lot to answer for.
     
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