i terrify childern.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by blackcat666, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i had a couple of friends from out of town visit me. they ask, if i would be willing to look after their two kids for awhile and, i agreed to do it. i asked the kids if they would like to watch 'casper meets wendy.' jackie (one of the kids) said to me: "that shit is so gay!" that is one hell of a mouth for a five year old! they wanted to see something scary, so i recommened 'the nightmare before christmas.' mike (the other kid) yelled "that is fag shit too!" 'words of wisdom from a seven year old!'
    i thought to myself: 'ok, brats, you want scary... i'll give you scary!' at first i considered putting 'hellraiser' into the dvd player but, i thought better of it. too dramtic for young kids. i ended up putting on a horror-comedy 'return of the living dead part 2' they whined to me how "this movie was for pussies too!" well, when the movie got to the part where it showed 'tar man'... the kids shitted themselves!
    paula (their mother) called me today and asked what in the hell did i show her kids? so, i told her. she laugh and thank me for doing it because, the kids have been so quite today. we both agreed it was a harmless scare that would do them no harm.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    Next time you watch them show them some Japanese eel porn, that might scare them a bit more.
     
  3. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    pffft.

    Shoulda shown them saw 3 or 4. Or Terror Planet. Or Texas Chainsaw Masacre.
     
  4. myself

    myself just me

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    Lol.
    So you did win in the end.
    Those are some modern kids so to speak.
     
  5. Stoned Philosopher

    Stoned Philosopher Member

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    as awful as it is kids that young speaking like that, shits funny man!
     
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    Gumby Banned

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    Haha! I work with kids, but those kid's language is dreadful!! Great Job!!
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    jeez. the MOUTHS. wow.

    we grew up watching horror flicks. my kids can't see anything at all scary or they have nightmares and start sleepwalking. it's awful.

    they're all freakishly sweet and naive. they're all old-fashioned and shit. i'm not sure who's raising them, but i don't think it's me.
     
  9. del

    del Member

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    Thats pretty funny - those kids obviously needed help finding out what scary really is!
    Glad you drew the line at horror though and didn't show them gay porn to demonstrate what 'fag shit' really means!!!

    Just checked that 'creep' link. Man there are some sickos out there, can't believe that guy is telling us his 'confession' and then trying to justify his perversions. THe idea of confession is surely to recognise and repent the wrongdoing - not to justify it!!
     
  10. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    well that is just how young kids are today. i live near a grammer school and, i go by it alot when i take my daily walk. there are these first or, second graders out there shouting out "fuck this, fuck that, shit this, shit that" or, calling each other "faggot"
    or, whatever.
    that is just how little kids are now. i know there are alot of parents who live in denial that their kids know and use those words. the only thing you can do with kids, is educate them about those words and when to not use them. punishment won't work. they will still use them when adults are not around.

    as for kids seeing porn. paula told me that, once her husband had been watching porn on the dvd player and, had gone to answer the telephone and, forgot to lock up the porn dvd. well, the kids found it and played it. poor mark was in the dog house with paula after that mistake. as she said to me, she was not ready for that early of sex education for her kids by dvd porn.
     
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