lmao

i was just thinking about past christmas presents I've gotten and wanna know what the funniest one was? my parents gave me a massive can of tuna last year!!!!!!!!

 

Did you ask for it?

 

no, my parents 'shunned' me two years ago, but they tell everyone that I was the one that didn't want anything to do with them, so when they gave me the tuna then they could say that they gave me a present, and then aslong as no one asked what they gave me, they still looked good.

 

aww thats fucking lame. Eh...hope you enjoyed the tuna, at least.

 

One year I got two kinda funny presents from my gramma. she gave me an old cow bell and then this half of a cococut shell where there's a branch still attached to it that kind of looks like some sort of goat horn. it looks kinda tribal, but my friends in high school all called it the 'tittie sizer' gramma is a bit out there, but I love her

 

wow... thats pretty immature of them. My favorite thing to do on christmas was help open my brother and sisters presents when I opened all of mine. Just loved ripping that paper off!

 

hehe, it was like 5 kg. or something like that, it was massive.

 

the coconut shell thing sounds pretty weird!!!

 

my aunt always gives boards games,
thats why i dispise them now.

 

board games kick ass!!!!

this year im packing up some aol cds and wrapping them up as gifts for my family.

 

AOl,
the gift that keeps on giving

 

i love bored games and card games!!

 

one year, for my birthday, my parents gave me a fire extinguisher. thats it. not even money. i still cant figure out why they chose a fire extinguisher for a 16 year old, but i had fun with it. lol

 

Last year in my stocking my Grandma bought me 3 snakeskin (faux) thongs...it was really weird...especially since I rarely wear thongs...don't know why she'd give them to me...I just muttered a thank you and pushed them aside. lol :&

What's with people and underwear?

 

thongs....irritating the cracks of society for many many moons

 

My mum gave mer 500 cotton buds as a gift from Austrailia when she went there this year.

 

My uncle gave me an onion for my birthday

 

All i got fer christmas was my two front teeth

 

I am getting everybody Mouthwash this year.

 

my parents always seem to get me something from what i am really into that year and after i get the present, i get turned off from what i was doing. like last year, they got me this geology rock kit thingy cuz i was taking geology and was liking the course, but once i got the kit, i hated geology...wierd