My friend recently went on a cruise and toured Canada and parts of the east coast of the US. She loved Montreal and thought the Canadians were really nice, interesting and genuine people.
She's right. They suck you in by seeming all nice and inoffensive and ooh, isn't your accent cute, and then they eat your brains.
Canadians seem nice...but we are really just trying to lure as many people into the country as possible so that we can capture them in this big cage (that we hide in Ottawa) which we intend to shoot directly into space and back to our home planet where we will then do many a horrible experiment... Not the french though- they are just genuinly lovley and fun. Only the english are in on this plan...