Someone bumped into me accidently in the halls

So i've decided to start shooting heroin, snorting coke, and smoking meth everyday to show them how upset I am. That will show them. Or either they just won't give a damn.

 

I fully support your decision.

 

That means so much to me.

 

gosh

 

Good. Soon enough I'll have you sucking my dick for coke.

 

I wasn't aware you had one

 

It's hidden under 6 layers of underwear.

I sure do hope that you enjoy massive amounts of smegma and ball sweat.

 

Sure. It's my grandma's secret ingredient for her cooking. It's where the tangy goodness comes from.

 

I see that you are already a professional.

That is good.

Is grandma your mentor?

 

No grandpa was before he died. He taught her everything he knew though.

 

Did grandpa ever touch you inappropriately?

Did you ever touch grandpa's dead corpse inappropriately?

 

No and no. I left that stuff up to grandma and the male prostitutes.