Ivy the RT bad girl?

THis thread was so boring I couldn't even make it past the first two pages. Did I miss anything in between post 27 or so and this one?

 

Crying. Oh and a baby shat.

 

Piaf is my new friend.

 

Did you see my apron penis?

 

I was also throwing up all my food so I could still fit in designer clothing. Now I am overweight, but my husband would rather have an overweight me with an intact esaphagous (sp?).
I am not advocating finindg a man to take all your problems aways, but rather someone whot hinks you are worth helping you fix yourself.

 

true dat!

 

Yes, you have a kick ass mother in law. I am highly jealous of both your apron and MIL.

 

Welcome to the club mate.Babyhellfire: No. I did not. I did however notice that you have a fictitious shirt, as your balls could never be bigger than my balls.Baby's are known for their shatting btw, so no surprise there.Lyns..... that's not good, but it is good that Andy is supportive of your health.

 

I posted a giant pic of my vag.

 

are you calling me fat?

 

lol good to know I can count MIL as good for something

 

that's really romantid

 

I am sorry. You cannot post that unless you are affliated with UFC.

 

There's a lot of good ones out there. My advice is to toss the jerks out quickly. I really wish I was a lot more selective in the past. I would have been with my husband a lot sooner. We first met when I was with someone else who liked to play mind games. My husband didn't know I was unhappy so he didn't pursue me. 3 years later I asked him to buy me dinner. He was with someone, but left her and he proposed to me a couple months after our first date.
Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself for being with your fiance for so long? I know I have a hard time forgiving myself for allowing people to treat me poorly and treating them poorly in return.

 

I was thinking of getting into it.

 

You wanna know the best part? My husband wrote the ex when I was still with him to let him know how lucky he thought he was for having me and how stunning I was. Life's so funny. the ex tried arguing with him about how I wasn't as good as my now husband thought LOL.

 

you need a bad ass name first. Zen is too zen for fighting. You are now
Mr. spincternator.
Spincter represent wooowoooooooo

 

thank you.

 

by the way, it's spelled "sphincter".
and I prefer "spinner", like in Degrassi.