is this too much information?

i just remembered this...

someone i thought was a friend. was a friend at the time, came over to spend a night or two and said to my husband (first time meeting him, in like the first hour)... "i have a huuuuge yeast infection".

you should have seen the look on his face. it's not that he doesnt wanna hear abotu that stuff (he prolly doesnt), and if i had one and told him... he's be helpful, but some random friend of his wife's spouting that shit right out...

gawsh, his face was priceless.....

 

No, one time I met a girl and in the middle of having sex with her she said she had to go take a shit so I finished up on her pillow and left before she got back

 

I make it a point for everyone to know things that they would probably rather not hear. It's more fun that way.

 

well?

 

She sounds like a starving attention whore.

 

It sounds like something I would blurt out...I have a tendency to say things like that but yes I do think it was too much information. lol

 

haha that's funny.

*shakes head*

but still, i dunno...that was even worse, just spouting out shit to neighbors

it kinda reminded me of my old job that my best friend and i used to work at....this woman who is like 45 walked outta a stall with her hands all out and looking at them and she said to us "this damn yeast infection"....., went to I THINK, wash her hands and we just started laughing and went up to our supervisior and were like "cottage cheese...hands...danielle". i mean, she didnt even know us. if she was a good friend, fine. but damn. sick.

that kinda relates to my first story and my husband. lol.

 

nothing at the moment, but I will let you know

 

Nah if I had one NO ONE in the world would know about it.

 

i stuck maggot down my penis and now half away down from the middle has turned a hazly black

feel free to use this as a benchmark to your worries

 

Eeew, are you serious?

 

if it were true i doubt i would tell, unless of course im buffing

 

all i can think of is the words to a song i heard a long time ago, back in the early 60s, off a bobby sherman alblum:

"sara jockman, sara jockman
how's by you, how's by you?

how's your unkle sidney?

they took out a kidney

i'm fine too, i'm fine too"

(to the obvious tune)

people ARE strainge in gross ways at times
really makes you wonder about their upbringing
or at least it does me

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