I would have to say that of all the expressions there are in the world, calling someone a douch is just about my favourite. It kinda describes someone you don't think very highly of perfectly don't you think? Some examples are below.... Brent Mussburger is such a douche I can't stand it. George W. Bush is the Biggest Douch in the Universe If he wasn't such a douche, Conan O' Brien would do better in the ratings.
The first guy I ever did anything sexual with turned out to be gay in the end. Thankfully we never had intercourse. I still talk to him occasionally, but I try to avoid him because it hurts too much.
The first person I had sex with was a Mexican prostitute in Villa Acuña. I paid her $3 and we never really spoke then, since mi Español was non-existent at the time. I was a scared kid of 18 (It was different in '63). So, no, I don't speak to my first one.