Do you still talk/Are you still friends with...

Hah, of course not. I'd be surprised if anyone over 25 would answer yes to that.

 

yeah i still talk to her. it was a long time ago, but we're friends.

 

hate em

 

No, my first is a douche.

 

I would have to say that of all the expressions there are in the world, calling someone a douch is just about my favourite. It kinda describes someone you don't think very highly of perfectly don't you think? Some examples are below....


Brent Mussburger is such a douche I can't stand it.
George W. Bush is the Biggest Douch in the Universe
If he wasn't such a douche, Conan O' Brien would do better in the ratings.

 

I like Conan thank you very much.

 

The first guy I ever did anything sexual with turned out to be gay in the end. Thankfully we never had intercourse. I still talk to him occasionally, but I try to avoid him because it hurts too much.

 

The first person I had sex with was a Mexican prostitute in Villa Acuña. I paid her $3 and we never really spoke then, since mi Español was non-existent at the time. I was a scared kid of 18 (It was different in '63).

So, no, I don't speak to my first one.