unhappy thanksgiving

well you're still not gonna get me to like turkey!!!

 

Who's trying?

But bad cooks are a problem. There's people out there who can fuck up a cheese sandwich.

 

Domestic turkeys aren't cute, they're pretty ugly. And they'll starve to death sitting on their own food bowl because they're too stupid to look down.

Wild turkeys are pretty cool though.

 

i love alll turkeys

 

now all the turkey is out of the way, its time for ham for christmas.


and then pork and sauerkraut for new years.......

only good thing about all of this, I get to eat some bitchin food

 

:cheers2:

Don't forget tons of delicious oven-baked 'taters and blood sausage.

 

they are made for me to eat
fucking stupid birds

 

i always make mashed 'taters and have some sort of kielbasa and some sort of spicy sausage.....

 

Damn, my mouth's watering now.

Gotta love Christmas food..

 

i need me some fudge.... and I don't mean packin' fudge

 

I miss the wild turkeys on my college campus.. early in the morning..

 

i think they're so cute. and peacocks.. there were peacocks round my grandmothers old house, they were pretty.

 

I had me some motherfucking pernil.

 

Sure. Everything with you comes back to packin' fudge...

 

Domestic turkeys can't breed on their own. We've selectively turned them into tasty little meat machines with gigantic breasts that prevent them from doing the deed.

So really, we're probably doing them a favor by eating them. Cuz if my mantits were so ginormous that I couldn't fuck...I'd shoot myself with brass 5's and get it over with.

 

Thank the Goddess I'm not the only one...

 

I promise I would not miss them for ya! Do you like yours smoked, roasted or fried?

 

That statement is not entirely true. They assist breeding for production sake but they can do so on thier own just with not as good results. Its all about production in commercial settings.

 

I enjoyed the sides a bit more

and my nephews, they were well done

 

Pernil is kick ass