Tomorrow is going to be hell.

They don't know I have a girlfriend..... Thats how I got into this position.

If a girl wants to kill herself because a guy wouldnt dance with her she has bigger problems then not getting a date to a dance....

And I don't have to make myself look like an asshole, everyone already knows.

 

uh oh! i don't really know what to tell ya about that situation.
good luck.

 

Oh man I wish my relationship problems had been that easy, to be 15 again

 

Stupid horny nub.

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Naw, just tell them both that you think they're cool or whatever but you have a girlfriend... It's just dancing. (grinding?)

 

yea i fail to see the problem here..
dance with all of them?

 

Well at dances you can dance with as many people as you'd like, even if your taken....
just tell them that you can't have anything serious because you have a girlfriend but that you are looking foward to dancing with them and having a good time with them as friends.

 

Its just dancing...

Whats the big deal?

 

they are probably doing that "dirty dancing" i hear the kids are so fond of these days, with the trusting of the hips and what not

my suggestions: get some pictures of all three's backside, pm them to me, and I'll tell you which one to take to the dance, and subsequently fuck/rape/pleasure by force (whatever term you care to use)

if it doesn't work for you, at least i'll have some jailbait pictures to add to the collection

 

No they specifically said they wanted a slow song. If it was a normal dance I wouldnt mind.

.....Actually I wouldnt go out and start dancing because A) I can't dance worth shit. and B) I've already made fun of guys who dance too much and can't take it back anymore.

 

when should i be expecting those pictures

 

Lmfao. Listen to this guy.

 

Do something that will make no one want to dance with you

show up with a really obviously gay dude and have your arm around him lovingly

when they come up to you all "wtf" just lick his face

what you do with him afterwards is your business, you weirdo

 

I like this gorgeous ladys advice.

Oh to be 18 and in MA

If i were you i would spend more time thinking about your G/F! :toetap05:

You deserve a pie in the face sir, a tasty one though

 

hey man hey.. hey.. don't use my A) B) option format, that's my thing, bitch.

but yea seriously, just like 1 dance with each of them and just spend most of the time w/ ya girlfirend

 

It will be yours when your postcount surpasses mine.

That my friend is the law of the internet.

 

im starting to think cc is never going to take the pictures

im disappointed, and on turkey day of all things, shame on you

 

He's Canadian, they don't appreciate Turkey day

 

so CC, how did it go?

 

No we just have it on another day..... Silly Americans

And for all of you who must know everything went perfect.... Too perfect.

It's almost as if I did nothing wrong at all and was just worrying about nothing......

 

do go on...