How to start each day with a positive outlook...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by dooncune, Oct 18, 2004.

  1. dooncune

    dooncune Member

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    How to start each day with a positive outlook...
    1. Open a new file in your PC.
    2. Name it "John Kerry."
    3. Send it to the recycle bin.
    4. Empty the recycle bin.
    5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"
    6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
    7. Feel better???.....Of course you do!!!
     
  2. Angel_Headed_Hipster

    Angel_Headed_Hipster Senior Member

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    hahaha

    peace and love,
    dan
     
  3. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    I just tried that with my ex's name. Works much better that way.
     
  4. xthevalkyriex

    xthevalkyriex Member

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    Funny..I do the same thing every day, only with Dubya's name ;)
     
  5. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    This looks too hard. Think I'll watch TV instead until its time to vote....
     
  6. yogi for peace

    yogi for peace Member

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    HAHAHAHA

    I can dig it.
     
  7. Applespark

    Applespark Ingredients:*Sugar*

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    lol now THAT was seriously funny...can I do that with anyone?
     

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