How to prepare your favorite RT member

So pick a member and tell us your recipe for how you would prepare them, how about include side dishes and drinks too.

 

Bunny Suit Sangers.

Stick 'er on the barbie. Grill er for a couple a minutes. Get yerself a slice a bread and some onions and dead 'orse, and you got yerself some true blue tucker.

Thats how I roll.

Best served with an ice cold beer.

 

Wow Yank...creepy.

 

What really gets to ya is who replied and so quickly!

My defense was it passong thought, they put some real thought into it or it was already an idea!

 

okay, first give her a nice, strong cocktail, opiates, liquor.....

oh... wait.....

nevermind.....

 

Shave Toolmaggot with a fish scaler. You probably won't get it all off.

Rub her down with salt, cumin and roasted garlic. Put a silver dildo in her mouth, hog tie her and roast her over coals.

 

Toolmaggot would taste all gamy and gross.

 

this thread is making me feel funny.

 

If they were already dead I would say its rocksalt, lime, diesel fuel....

Alive probably with some onions, potatoes, garlic....not sure about stuffing though.

 

Cochinita Pavel

• 3/4 cup Annatto paste
• 8 bay leaves, crumbled
• 2 teaspoons cumin seeds
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 2 teaspoon ground thyme
• 1 teaspoon dried oregano
• 1 teaspoon sea salt
• 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
• 1 Pavel
• 2 white onions, sliced 1/2inch thick
• 5 Roma tomatoes, sliced 1/2inch thick
• 4 Anaheim chiles, roasted, peeled and sliced into strips

 

Hottie Kebabs

Ingredients
pineapples x6
red and green peppers x12
spanish onions 1kg
3m length of bamboo x2
extra virgin olive oil x1litre
RT's hottest babes x6

Method
1. Smear the bamboo with oil.
2. Impale a hottie on the bamboo, then spear a red pepper, a pineapple, a green pepper and a couple of onions.
3. Add another girl and repeat the process.
4. Use no more than 3 girls per kebab.
5. Baste with olive oil and cook slowly over a charcoal grill.

NB Should be consumed while hot.

 

Where's BSR when you need his cannibalism.

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Let's roast Boogabah. A Booga-bah-ba-que. :tongue:

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i bet toolmaggot would taste like nice fried chick i would just put on some pepper and oil at her and if that`s not tasty, then nothing is :cheers2:iggy:

 

lol!