Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

pork and potatoes.



why are paper lanterns made of paper?

 

For the benefit of Mr. Kite.

will the highways on the internet become more few?

(My favourite Bushism. xD)

 

Only when you put food on your family.

How do planes stay on the ground?

 

Gravity.

Oh... I think I killed it.

Did I kill it?

 

yes, but it was jesus and hes coming back anyway.

why does my hair keep the shape of my hairband?

 

because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

What is the point of celery?

 

to increase the male hormone.

why do fish live under water?

 

Because 8 out of 10 cats can't swim.

Why am I single?

 

Cos you luurve puppets more than humans and you are SO not their type.

Why haven't I done my essay?

 

Because the Matrix has you.. take the red pill.

Who drank the Kool-aid?

 

An amber necklace and half a pint of larger

Love me do?

 

...Michael Jackson

what makes anime so hilarious?

 

The fact it stars your mum

Why are my library books overdue?

 

Those little baby books are just too comfortable in there

Does evil live?

 

It lives in our hearts. Quite comfy.

Whens it going to snow again?

 

in ten minutes.


why does my daughter have to eat three times before noon?

 

Children must in order to eliminate the risk of spontaneous combustion

If there are top hats, are there bottom hats?

 

I think the real issue here is how come you aren't wearing yours?

Am I allowed to answer a Q with another Q?

 

no, cheater.


who loves the price is right?

 

The gays.

What can I show you that would make you scream?