Male order husbands

How come there aren't any of those? I see guys trying to buy a wife online.(Well not really see them but I know of sites.) Why can't I buy a husband?

 

you can..i am sure their are cheap and easy men all over this forum. sorry not me, i don't travel well.

 

lol

 

hahah, ya know what, im with ya on this one mine can do all the house work and cook too and laundry...

 

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/

100% satisfaction gauranteed.

 

I'll be your househusband, mystical_shroom. Ta hell with this whole job thing. Seriously. I dream of being able to do that.

 

hahaha, okay but you have to be able to make more than just Manwich sandwiches

 

But manwich is good!

Holly

 

hahaha, well, now that i have someone to cook for me I want something thats maybe a step up, like, hmmmm, grilled cheese and such

 

I'm a pretty good cook. My grilled cheese sandwiches rule. I can make whole meals, too. Some odd years back I discovered these wonderful little bits of information called "recipes". I found that if you do what they say, the result is something yummy. They're like magic spells or something.

 

Send me a photo and references. I can be bought.

 

haha, good your sarcastic, it will work out

 

"Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love. "

LMAO! All they have to offer us is mentally challenged people? We don't need to send away for that.......

 

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I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.

Country: Romania

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WHO ELSE THINKS HE RESEMBLES PEE WEE HERMAN!!​

 

LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MANSON TOO​

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I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Country: New Mexico, U.S.A.

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Take me, baby, I'm yours!!!!!

 

that site must be a joke...there all fuckin pug fugly!

 

something bout that just doesnt sound..safe...lol

 

you can get one for free, all you have to do is post yourself on one of those sites.