When I go swimming...

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  1. Gumby

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    ... in my apartment complex, I don't know why, but when I get in, I love to pee in the pool! Sometimes I will hold it just to pee in the pool.
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It must feel quite empowering :rolleyes:


    If you owned the pool you’d have much more respect for it and only piss in it when you absolutely had to :mad:


    Hotwater
     
  3. Gumby

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    HaHa! I wonder how many peoplke swallowed my pee?!
     
  4. Gumby

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    But no, it doesn't make me feel empowered, it just feels good!
     
  5. you-wont-know

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    What really makes me sick is, not the peeing in the pool, but the kids who put the water in their mouths and spit it at each other.
     
  6. PeaceAndRasta

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    its the best part!
     
  7. azucena

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    don't the chemicals kill the pee?
     
  8. katyismename

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    *shudders*... use a toilet or at least a bush! :p
     
  9. Gumby

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    Wanna come swimming?
     
  10. MayQueen~420~

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    hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...oh my god hahaha!!! That was funny. Wow I am so simple minded but that was great.
     
  11. Gumby

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    Nothing wrong with being simple minded, then I can use the Jedi mind trick on you!
     
  12. MayQueen~420~

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    haha yeah i'm pretty gulable.
     
  13. broony

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    this theard is another reason why i dont swim in pools. shit you know children dont always understand this and people put chemicals in the pool just to balance this out.

    in the river i at least have a chance to find clear water. the urine might pass bye.
     
  14. Gumby

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    I pee in rivers also...
     
  15. myself

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    Hmm... I'd feel bad about doing this...
     
  16. krzykris77mc2211@yahoo.co

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    Im not sure if I am having a delusion, or is there some sort of chemical they can put into the water to detect when ppl pee in the pool? like the water turns purple when peeing in it or something, im serious, and I think its really nasty. Please at least poo in the pot.
     
  17. blackcat666

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    everyone has 'pool pissed' at lest once in their lives. i've even pissed in sinks and grabage cans out of desperation!
    when i was 7 years old i shitted in the pool. i was sick and had 'the green apple splatters' yet, i though i had it under control... HOW WRONG I WAS! i was to embaressed to get out of the pool with a load of poo pants. i stayed in the pool and kept adding more and more poo into my pants. after everyone left, i got out of the pool and wash out my shorts and my butt. i put my shorts back on and got out of there before anyone showed up. as i was making my getaway someone showed up. i heard some guy yell... hey, someone shitted in the pool! i am surprised they did not hear me laughing while i made my getaway. the next day the pool was closed due to the clean up.

    so, does anyone else want to fess up to being a 'pool pooper' too?
     
  18. Gumby

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    You are my hero...
     
  19. krzykris77mc2211@yahoo.co

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    i do admit I have peed in a swimming pool, only not really premeditated urination in a pool. I was younger then and would not do it now, the crap you took in a pool when you were 7 was an accident, that is different than just leaking in the pool for the heck of it.

    It is not that big of a deal I was just n a mood yesterday. I have bladder problems and have had to pee in sinks, trashcans, plants, and stuff, so I am not so innocent as I seemed in that post.
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHA! this post seriously made it worth my while waking up this morning. thanks, friend!

    I think we're all guilty of the "pool accident", but I never do it on purpose! lmao when I had to swim in gym (I rhymed!) during high school, I cringed just thinking of how dirty that water was. ugh.
     

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