My parents blatantly stare at the computer screen when they walk in the room

If they come in to get something, or just say hello, they'll just stare at the screen, even when i'm looking right at them. I'm far too private for their liking so I think they like to steal a glimpse of my life whenever they can. Its kind of annoying having to change windows when we're talking about cock smoking.

 

have a "boss key" that throws up gay porn or something.

 

I thought you lived by yourself? who have i been taking hidden footage of then!?...

 

Tell your mom I say hello.

 

Haiii Mom.

 

And that's nothing. My mum came across Hipforums a few years ago.

And I pretty much ONLY posted in Love and Sex.

Imagine coming across the gnarly shit your fifteen year old daughter posted on a forum.

She was... well... terrified.

 

throw a sheet over your head and the monitor. Hunch over, duck your head, type really loudly erratically and laugh maniacly every few seconds. that'll scare em away.

 

hahaha!

 

I don't like it when you say things like that. Please refrain from such behaviour.

I am considering some sort of gay porn or something, but that would set of a chain of paranoid thoughts in their minds that would ruin the family forever.

 

Ugh, my parents do this too

 

Just get one of these:

 

Well make sure you delete your history... wouldnt want them to find the thread about how you love cock...

 

A Bill Cosby sweater?

 

Ha ha, I thought my mother reading my private notes was bad. I'm so sorry for you.

I fucking hate the ability of some parents to respect individual autonomy. And I hate the excuses they use...'but i'm your mother'...thats an excuse that seems to be banded around willy nilly.

 

Ha ha, that comment you left in my photo gallery made me laugh out loud. Seriously, I didn't just type lol.

 

Chains Of Paranoid Thoughts Are So Much Fun To Sit Back And Observe...

My Vote Is For Paranoia.....


Cheers Glen.

 

I thought it fucking hilarious.

She was so like.. upset.

She's like, "WHY ARE YOU POSTING SUCH PRIVATE STUFF ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE ON THE INTERNET?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE11!oneone!1 ...And Lena.. that shit is OBSCENE. Good lord, you're out of your mind..."

I roffled my waffles off.

 

You seem to have a lot of issues with your mother...

 

If it was something about doing the no pants dance, I'm entirely serious about it.

You're not fat, are you?

 

my older brother once showed my mother my myspace without my knowledge.because it had comments like, "holy shit we're gonna take mad bong rips!!!! LOLZ". she signed up and spied on me, and sent me a message. then we had to have "a talk". it sucked so bad!

it's funny as hell now though.