Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

spliced Genes in eggs with lizard sperms makes Dinosaurs eats all the people..

Squirrels and dinos live in peace. The End...

 

(kushbaby, the shrooms in your pic look like toadstools that bare a slight resemblance to psilocybin - but they DEFFO look like toadstools..)

place it on the side and have it bask in the daylight while you play counter strike.

 

use it as a bubblegum parking space

 

Throw it off the empire state building

 

scrambled egg sandwich

 

Make poached eggs?

 

Take it on "America's Got Talent"

 

play bomberman from a rooftop next to a busy sidewalk

 

Boobies!

 

collect it

 

Praise it.

 

teach it to be a killing machine