lmfao @ this craigslist "gig" ad.. fucking weirdos..

so i am up looking for work like i do every morning and i came across this craigslist ad..
Carpenter Needed for Unique, Small Job (Atlanta)

sounds like a great lil gig right? makes some quick cash,,so i open it up and here is the ad..

WTF?? lmfao..:smilielol5:

for some reason i couldnt help but think of ganja king..

 

HAHA! There was something on the news here the other day about some public restroom somewhere where people actually made "gloryholes" in the walls of the stalls for sex acts-haha!!!

 

craigslist ads are priceless.
I am sure he would like a demonstration after the work is complete. Yikes!

 

Craigslist ads are hilarious...I love looking at them to see what kind of weirdos are out there

 

Tenoned stile and rail frames with oak veneer plywood panels stained and finished in polyester resin to protect sensitive parts from hole edges.

HHB you've never built one of these? I'm shocked...

 

no closest i have ever came is a secret room with a two way mirror looking into the guys bathroom of his mother in law suite..
turned out sweet,overlooking the garden tub,super insulated 6 inch wall for sound proofing,hidden door access under the stairwell..
i guess the guys dad married a hottie from europe and he wanted it for when they came to visit.

although your idea is a good one and i could take it and run with it,im really not sure i can bring myself to reply to this one..

 

If you haven't replied by now, I am sure the job is taken. People are desperate for work right now.

 

it was just posted this morning,if the guy is stupid enough to take the first person that responds he deserves what he gets..

besides that it doesnt matter to me no way,as i stated,im not sure i could do it and not wind up pissing the guy off with my smart ass comments..

 

glad you guys knew what a gloryhole was. I had no idea.

I can see the connection to Ganja King though

 

Like "is that a peephole?"

How high do you want the hole?

I dont know, I guess right about here *points with his hand to crotch area*

 

Yeah the guy who used to do hardwood flooring for me was doing some farming and sales on the side. People kept ripping him off so he asked me to build him a hidden bunker in his backyard to grow weed and keep his stash and cash and guns hidden and safe. I told him it would be $40K
for a 12'x12' concrete room with entrance from his own basement but I thought he'd been smoking too much and was suffering from extreme paranoia.

He never called me or took any work after that.

 

It is a secret job for Senator Craig from Idaho

 

See, now, those are the kinds of jobs I'm looking for. Atlanta is a bit far of a drive, unless they were willing to pay my travel expenses from PA.....


.....with my superior carpentry skills and expertise in the glory hole industry, I'd have made the perfect candidate for this job. and I'd have even put it through rigorous testing to make sure it was safe, sacrificing my very own pecker.

 

see i knew you were the right man for the job..

yeah its to bad its so far away from you....

 

Ganja we'll find you something closer to home since you don't seem picky about which side of the hole you'll end up on...