Ran across this

http://www.martianbachelor.com/Humor/MFF.html


I ran across this doing a google search for C++ coding hand grenades into the half life engine, it has nothing ot do with the game, but its the funniest shit to read.

 

that was too long to read, sorry...

 

Unbeknownst to Erik, the guards, members of the local Yambo tribe,
had been fervently praying to their Monkey God, Uoo-shabo, for
deliverance first from the insanely boring guard duty and then
for deliverance from this loco gringo who wanted to kill them


wow.. thats really interesting


everyone should read this highly interesting.. page



woohoo!

 

horseshoe joe?

 

is that really supporting hand grenades?

 

lol i don't know wtf its for but it brought joy into my life for the 1.3 minutes it took to read

 

i think it has to do with making hand grenades in a video game. i wouldnt buy a game that i had to program in weapons, there are plenty of violent games out there you can buy instead. lazy programers dont want to put grenades in their games shouldnt be rewarded by you buying their games

 

amusing

 

mildy

 

I actually piecing together my own game based on the half life engine.... have to have some lame hobby, and it has nothing to do with a game its actually about grenades.

 

I thought you were working on turning humans into goats?

 

thats next week unfortunatly, fucking ups is running behind

 

well why don't you just use Syra's?

 

why dont you just play some real video games

 

she has 1,000 pounds of dried goat jizz?

 

one of those things i never told you but i was getting around to it....i swear

 

what in the fuck are you talking about man?

 

hmmm ok i'll take 2, and a avacado, 1 cup and a tampon please

 

are you saying that article had nothing to do with video games at all?