So I see America is on fire again...

I was thinking, maybe we could donate some water from Great Britain, and help those poor people to extinguish it. I just don't know how we'd get it there though, maybe we could nuke London, and the heat from cataclysmic explosion might cause all the excess moisture we seem to have at the moment to e-vap, and if we time it right so that the fucking jet stream is flying over London at the right time it could carry it all way round round the world over Russia and China, to then rain down onto California.

 

Eh. They got a whole ocean there. They'll be fine.

 

The whole country on fire? Let it burn... too much useless underbrush. Gotta clear out the dead wood to make way for new growth.

 

Fair enough, I was only tryin' a help. I was even prepared to megadeth my own capital city for America, but if you don't want...

 

Ah, I see! A metaphorical conversation! How clever.

 

Is it? I didn't purposely put in any metaphors, where are the metaphors?

 

fuckin' california.

 

"LA... LA... LA is on fire... we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker, burn.

 

*weeps* that was beautiful, man.

 

Maybe a giant Tsunami can put it out.

 

let the shithole burn. and DON'T evacuate anyone to here either.

 

Joke.
I understand the confusion, though.
Trying to be light-hearted in the face of social unrest (honestly, I should be used to it by now).

 

To my pubes?
I agree. Bad idea.

 

you keep reiterating this point. it's not clever, either.