Must Spread Manbearpig Awareness

I am here to educate you about the single, biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and maybe the end to the human race as we know it. I am talking of course about Manbearpig.

It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig.

Some people say that Manbearpig is not real. Well I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists, I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done, Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal.

 

Why does nobody take me cereal? COME ON GUYS, I'M SUPER CEREAL! EXCELSIOR!!!

 

Dude, it wasn't funny the first time....

 

Oh I get it now, I liked that read.

I really thought this would be a really quotable line.. LAUGHED my ass of at it, as I was doing that and editing my post to say I was like looking for the quote tags and then I realized that quote is a frigging quoteable word, I mean damn just say that shit QUUUUOOOTttte.

Sup can I qqquuuooottte you on that?