how many of you like to...

prance around wearing nothing but rubber gloves and a chef hat?


i do.

 

I've never done it, but I do like to prance around naked.

 

I've never tried it but I feel as though the rubber gloves would get in the way of my pure enjoyment.

 

yes thats always fun too

 

Any photographic proof of that?

 

I have a flatmate who likes to do the dishes wearing yellow rubber gloves, Mickey Mouse boxers and singing Barbie Girl.

No, I'm not joking.

 

uh... I don't like the feeling of rubber gloves...
But I like to put my hamster on my shoulder like a pirate's parrot.

 

Chef hat sure, nix the rubber gloves.

 

Jesus fucking tap-dancing Christ. What part of "stop posting" don't you fucking understand?

 

what makes you think that i am going to stop posting just because you told me to?

 

If retardation and sleaziness were people, you'd be China.

 

that was not witty in the least bit. try again.

 

No, but it got my point across: You're fucking stupid and a whore.

 

no, the only point you have made to anyone is that youre a lonely and you try too hard.

 

I'm "a lonely"? Gee, aren't you smart?

 

well, that would explain why you go out of your way to be an asshole to everyone like you have something to prove.

but i am sure its nothing to worry about, youre obviously turning out just fine

 

for a secon ther I got the names mixed and thought ten cent said that to bloody...I was about to call the kettle black....but I re read and now I am posting so you can all laugh at my mistake.

 

I'd rather be lonely than fucking every dick in sight at 15-years-old. If you're not HIV+ by your 19th birthday, monkeys will fly from my ass. And you'll probably fuck those, too.

 

nah it's cold here I am wearing flannel jamies and a sweatshirt and socks

 

well thank you deciding how many people i fuck. you do seem to enjoy making up stories about people whom you dont even know.

and by the way, i am not HIV+. neat, huh?