If John Kerry wins....

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Pressed_Rat, Oct 17, 2004.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    All evil in the world will vanish. People will all of a sudden start shitting gold nuggets. The people in Iraq will not only all of a sudden love us, they'll throw a massive dinner party for the troops, as well as their families, who will be flown into Iraq first-class as part of an all-expenses paid trip, courtesy of the Iraqis and Dick Cheney.

    If John Kerry is elected, Iraq will turn into an oasis of life, and flowers will grow up from the sand. World hunger will end, and the projects in every inner city across America will transform into luxury condos.

    John Kerry will save America, and he has a plan. John Kerry is pure good, and his actions should not be questioned. John Kerry loves peace and he even said so, so shut the fuck up or you're a conservative idiot and you have sex with your relatives and don't like David Crosby.
     
  2. Kandahar

    Kandahar Banned

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    You're a dumbass if that's how you characterize the left. Not only is that a ridiculously broad generalization of liberals, but it's not even a remotely accurate generalization. I don't know of a single Democrat who is actually excited about the candidacy of John Kerry. We're just relieved that we'll soon be sending the cowboy back to Texas. As a Badnarik voter, I'm sure you can appreciate those sentiments.
     
  3. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    your too optimistic rat
     
  4. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I think Kerry's main selling point is "Hey I've got to be better than George Bush plus if you vote for me I'll give you the Clinton term again minus the scandal and Hillary! What do you say?"

    I'm sold. I'm a democrat and his views reflect mine for the most part. He's got a large hurtle to jump this election though I hope he comes out on top, but I'm not holding my breath.
     
  5. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    I think rat was using hyperbole there and it wasn't meant to be a literal statement of democrats views. rather he takes the small, underlying flaws in their reason and magnifies them, kinda like south park.
     
  6. chickenchoker

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    That is the way they like to portray him. I see an evil lying side though. One that will raise taxes on all people and reinstate the draft. And don't forget about fucking up our healthcare either. Don't get me wrong here, I didn't say I support Bush either.
     
  7. BlackVelvet

    BlackVelvet Members

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    I don't view him as the way that was portrayed here...I was laughing when I read it :p
     
  8. chickenchoker

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    It was pretty damn funny.
     
  9. al_from_mn

    al_from_mn Member

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    Taxes would be higher for 98% of americans under a second Bush term than under Kerry. Part of the money obtained from rolling back the tax cuts on the highest bracket would go towards further middle class tax cuts. As far as the draft, I don't see it happening, first, because we wouldn't need it unless we invaded another country such as Iran, and second because the president can't just start the draft, it needs a 3/5 supermajority from congress, which is never going to happen.

    Peace, Al
     
  10. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Rat, you forgot to mention that every job lost in the history of America will suddenly reappear with a 500% payraise and 13 months per year of paid vacation.
     
  11. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Depressed Rat, I've already voted for John Kerry thanks to Oregon's mail-in ballots, and no way do I believe everything you said. Everyone knows you can't shit gold nuggets.
     
  12. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Is that a challenge?
     
  13. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    If you find that you can shit gold nuggets, will you at least send me the toilet paper that you wipe with?
     
  14. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    hahaha :D sounds like Acetonephish... er, yea. I once stole this pic from rense.com and put it in my sig, and it had Kerry on it with a Heinz ketchup bottle and it said "would you like some ketchup with these lies?" and like two or three people PM'd me telling me a I was a dumbass fer lovin bush and shit (which I don't, duh). Some asshole even said "somebody's been asleep the past four years" or something. sonuvabitch.
     
  15. chickenchoker

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    Kerry has promised to do a lot of things with that taxcut roll back. Every time I ask how he is going to pay for something people say he is going to use that money. That money won't even cover his health care plans much less the troops he wants to add and the cuts he is giving to everyone else. Also, Kerry has said in the debates that he will not allow Iran to develope a nuke. We can only hope we don't go at them alone this time. Iran has said on all ocassions asked that they will not stop work on the nuclear fuel cycle.
     

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