i hate

when i sleep on my arm wrong and i wake up and my whole arm is numb.
but it's funny looking when i sling my arm from side to side and it's all floppy

 

Yeah well...what about when your leg does that and you get up to walk and you fall flat on your face? Now THAT sucks...lmao

 

its called "the stranger" to be exact

 

oo..or when you nap and you wake up with creases on your face..or when you fall asleep on newspaper ad you wake up with words on your face!!!

 

Or when you fall asleep on a 16 year old and you wake up in jail

 

i did not know that...i wonder where that came from

 

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then fondal yourself and it feels like someone else is doing it cuz you can't feel your hand

 

i can't say that i have fallen on my face but taht would be really funny to see...next time you should send me a video of you doin that

 

you sit on your arm till its numb, then you masturbate so it feels like someone else is doing it.

 

ever woke up w/ both arms numb like that. It happened to me twice, the first time I freaked out because I couldnt move my arms and i had the thought, what if i can never move or feel my arms again. It was scary

 

oh.........

 

one time I woke up completely numb and then I saw the stack of whiskey bottles by my bed and comletely understood