I've smoked a few joints in the last month. I have a drug tests in a couple weeks. I'm wondering what I should do to pass. I've been eating normally, taking fat burning pills, and exercising. I know if I quit eating that would burn the most fat, but it would probably also screw my metabolism. Should I do this anyway? Also would running a few laps and then sitting in the steam room help me at all? I know it would make me sweat like crazy, but would the sweat contain any metabolites? Peace and Love.
hey, try this: drink lots of water. i mean LOTS. to dilute your pee with the THC in it. and take vitamin B12 to make your pee yellow because if your pee is white, they might not test it, and you will have to do another one. Good Luck! or buy synthetic urine online with a apparatus to look like you are pissing. about 3 hours before the test get a hand warmer thing and tape it to the synthetic piss. then there you go! fool proof! an alternative to synthetic urine is to get a friend that's clean to piss in a cup for you. then follow the steps.
who's testing you? Its a quick fix if they won't be watching you. i get tested at rehab once a week and i pass using my friend's urine. Have a clean friend (or pay someone if your not friends with them) piss in a container the day of the test, as urine goes bad after 2 days. if they can't the day of the test, just stick it in the fridge a few days before. then fill an empty medicine bottle with the urine. buy one of those back heat wraps and cut a section out of it and tape it around the medicine bottle. stick it in your pocket and now your officially sober.
It's for probation. I'm not trying to dilute or use fake urine. I'm trying to get it out of my system by burning it all out of my fat.
What i do to stay out of trouble with my PO is I eat a high fiber diet (take Metamucil) the thc metabolites cling to the fiber and you poop it out. I also take a daily multi vitamin and vitamin b-12 ( not niacin its b-3 but b-12) this helps with the creatine levels of my urine when I dilute.Eat red meat (will boost your creatinine levels) -This kept the thc level low. Look man there is many different ways to do this but allot relies on your height and weight amount of physical activity and so on.Also..THC is fat soluble. That means some days you can pass a drug test, other days you can fail. It depends if you burn fat before the test. Also..checked yourself with a home drug test after using some system (you can find at Walgreens or CVS -$5 to $15)
my friend once got a clean friend to wear a condom and piss in the condom holding it thight so it wouldnt spill. He tied it off, then my friend taped a hand warmer and the condom on the inside of the leg. He snuck in a pin to punture it holding it so he concealed it, and made the stream look like it was coming from him. He was watched, and this worked for him. You gotta have mad slight of hand though.
dude it sounds like you have 2-3 weeks before your test, just dont smoke til then and would probably be fine because a couple of joints over a month is not a lot at all if youre really worried still quit now, then 2 hours before the test start drinking a lot of water and piss about 3 times before you take the test, if the piss is really clear youll pass but some places dont accept such diluted piss, so take a B12 vitamin before also since youve been exersising(sp) i think youll be fine if you stay clean
