mullets!!!!

every woman i've ever seen with a mullet is a dyke. no wonder they make jokes about lesbian fashion sense.

seriously though... why the fuck a mullet???

 

Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does a Positrack rear end on a Plymouth work??

 

i don't get it.




:leaving:

 

Aren't a lot of dyke's both masculine and feminine?
Best of both worlds I guess.
Man at the front.
Female at the back.

This was my clean explanation btw.

 

hahahaha! ehhh, yeah, i guess some dykes really like to look like men. i've never understood that though. and i've been a dyke all my life. if you don't like men, why the hell do you want to look like one? if you're not attracted to men, why would you be attracted to a woman who looks like a man?

maybe i just don't get it... but i like pretty women!

 

ah...so you are a lipstick lesbo?

I have a guy aunt and her and her ex-wife had the mullet thing going on.

 

I've honestly never seen a woman with a mullet. But I did see a man with a mullet in my local bookstore. Needless to say I was highly confused.

 

all the dykes i know have totally short hair. no mullety goodness.

 

i like the second one...thats real fucking special...

 

never worn lipstick in my life. i'm more "girl next door." you know, kinda just a laid back, blue jeans kinda gal. i get dressy every once in a while, i'm a little girly, every once in a while i wear makeup, you know. just a girl, lol. not girly girl, not wearing a strap on under my boy's cargos either.

i've never understood the attraction of the uber manly lesbians. not that i'm judging, it's just curious to me.

i saw two lesbians in the coffeeshop where i'm on the internet, and they both had mullets. it was strange.

 

haha, i know, right? the third one's not too bad, it's actually kinda cute in a punky way. but still looks very dyke. not scary redneck gonna rip your dick off dyke, but cute soft butchy kinda.

 

Yeah I don’t understand this at all..

They say they hate men but they get a girl that looks and acts like a man? 0#%&%???

I think it would take a team of therapist to unravel some of those women.

 

Oh I thought the term lipstick lesbian just meant you liked the softer more feminine ones.

I wear makeup on occasion too.....only when I wanna get super fancy Tis very fun then. Otherwise I feel like I look like a clown.

 

i agree. i think society played a really big role in the way that a lot of "bulldykes" find most comfortable expressing themselves. many of them are middle aged or older, and i'm guessing that society's limited ability to handle the gay factor as they were growing up and trying to find themselves and their sexuality affected the way they felt able to express their love of women. like, in order to love a woman, you have to be a man, and be dominant, and have a penis, and all of that. or maybe it's just a thrill. or maybe some people just like feeling like a man, and being with a man that has a vagina. who the fuck knows.

i just know it seems strange to me.

 

UGH. I despise those with such passion.

 

usually the terms refer to you. like, a lipstick lesbo would be pretty femme. a femme would be super super girly. i think. i'm not really good with dealing with the terms. i just like what i like and i go after it, haha!

yeah, the most makeup i ever wear is eye makeup (not a lot) and a little powder. MAYBE pommegranet burts bees chapstick, which makes my lips a little bit colored. that's the extent, haha!

 

I see mullets on straight redneck chicks more than on lesbians... there was way too many down here. I've joked about how I need to take a mullet cam into the local wallyworld.

 

A lot of lesbians do not mind being "tomboys" , so obviously see something in "manly" behaviour that they like...
I imagine there is something they like about masculinity but prefer the love of awoman...I dunno.
Many girly lesbians like the butch type of lesbian.
Have to say, you don't get any mullets on lesbians where ilive.
A lot have short hair and dungarees though.

 

aw does it really color your lips? damn. i was going to get some maybe to see if it was better than the regular stuff, cause i hate that wierd feeling from the minty one

oh well.

does it at least color your lips little enough nobody would notice? and does it avoid that unpleasant tingling i get from the regular mint stuff?

 

hahaha! maybe it's just a redneck thing then. i just live in gayville, so all the redneck women with mullets are lesbos anyway, haha!