Could I dilute my piss with energy drinks

Discussion in 'Drug Testing and Legal Issues' started by DerrtyJake, Nov 11, 2008.

  1. DerrtyJake

    DerrtyJake Member

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    Could I dilute my piss with a couple of energy drinks and a couple bottles of water? I figure the energy drinks would dilute while making my piss stay yellow.
     
  2. mephist00

    mephist00 Member

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    lol
    just spend some money on a drug test drink
    its the only thing thats gonna work
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    the energy drink is going to make you test positive for 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine
    so you are screwed either way
     
  4. DerrtyJake

    DerrtyJake Member

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    drug tests kits are expensive and usually taste like shit

    and who cares if i'm positive for caffeine.
     
  5. mephist00

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    they arent that expensive.. and they work, the only thing that does work.

    im pretty sure they arent that dumb, that they wont be able to tell its not piss in there, but water and some other liquid lol

    but go for it, let us know how it works
     
  6. DerrtyJake

    DerrtyJake Member

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    I'm saying drink two energy drinks a some water. Haha.
     
  7. mephist00

    mephist00 Member

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    oh..
    well no.. either way that rid your system of drugs.. it might assist in cleaning your body out, but it wont hide / get rid of drugs in your system.
    what are u gettin tested for anyways?

    sorry i thought u were talking about puttin water/some energy drink in your piss test cup hah :|
     
  8. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I've known people who spent $20-40 on those and fail.
     
  9. mephist00

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    yea, well its probably because they didnt read the directions :)
    there is a window of time you have from when you drink it.. you have to follow them very specifically..

    its worked for me, my friends, and my gf.. a few different kinds, the last one we used.. was this grape kind.. the bottle is purple, if i remember ill let you know, its what me and my gf used

    and yes they are expensive and do taste like fuckin shit.. but they work.
     
  10. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Oh well these guys went to jizail.
     
  11. mephist00

    mephist00 Member

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    ahh sorry to hear :/

    seriously tho these do work, and when we bought them, the guy explained very well, about the time window you have..
    you have to drink it, wait a certain amount of time.. then you have like 2 hours to do your piss test, we followed the directions and it worked.. my buddy was the one who actually showed us that brand.. i will post the name if i remember
     
  12. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Yeah if you find out let me know, it'd be worth getting.
     
  13. DerrtyJake

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    Strip Grape probably. It's at my local head shop and the guy who sold it to me said he never knew anyone to use it correctly and fail. My PO forgot to test me that month though.
     
  14. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Hmm, I'll have to look into it.
     
  15. explorer83

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    I highly recommend Vail Triple Strength cleansing drink. You can buy it at most headshops or online. I and a friend have passed tests for work with only a couple of days notice. Also recommended to me from a friend known as "hippy andy". If he doesn't know how to pass a drug test, I don't know who would. You do have to follow the directions, but I was on the very late end of their window and still passed.

    It's worth the price, and I know it works!
     
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