bad time of year to be a turkey

can you imagine just how many birds are being shoved thru a line as we type on thier way to a plate near you!

 

I love that shit.

 

On the bright side,Most of the ones that will be consumed for thanksgiving are already dead by now.

 

WANTED BY THE FBI​

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DESCRIPTION​

Date of Birth:
October 25, 2005
Hair:
Grey / Black
Place of Birth:
Istanbul, Turkey
Eyes:
Black
Height:
2 Feet
Sex:
Male
Weight:
30 pounds
Race:
Avian
NCIC:
W090683344
Nationality:
Turkish
Occupation:
Dinner
Whereabouts
Last Spotted In Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Remarks:
Possible ties to Muslim extremists
Favorite TV Show:
Kojak ​

The fugitive is wanted for his alleged flight from The Butcher Shop on November 3, 2008. He was last spotted on Nov 7, 2008 in the downtown area.

A federal arrest warrant charging him with unlawful flight [to avoid his ultimate demise] was issued on December 8, 2008

Note: He may be headed to The Humane Society to seek refuge, and should be considered delicious when cooked and stuffed

Hotwater​

 

He's been known to talk jive at times too.

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Too bad I didn't see this earlier, I just saw him cross the street, but why did he cross the street? WHY DAMNIT!