Why do guys have nipples?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ocean Bionic, Nov 10, 2008.

  1. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    I mean srsly... i'm not making any milk with these things. Why the hell does
    nature make them so relevant for woman and not for men???
     
  2. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    because women are so insecure as it is, imagine how inferior we would feel if we had stupid nipples and men *gasp* didn't!?
     
  3. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    no way, boobs are awesome. if anything, I think woman would be waaaay more superior because of this! if would change life as we know it!
     
  4. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Because we all start out as the same gender, except we have the y chromosome which gives us high levels of testosterone and balls. Females have the x chromosome, and they have high levels of estrogen which makes them develop ovaries and mammaries (boobs)
    But all humans have testosterone and estrogen, its just the ratios of each and males get a testosterone spike early on which sets us off on a different developmental course
     
  5. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    scientific = unacceptable answer.
    read the bible n00b.
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    someling to play with whan cuddling......
     
  7. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    yea, that science stuff is fine n' dandy... but really, if nature was clever enough,guys
    nipples could shoot lasers or something equally amazing.
     
  8. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Oh yeah, I forgot. Its because god gave us all nipples right after he created the sun :D So we could all frolick around eating the fruit he created the day before.

    Then eve had to ruin everything.
     
  9. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    whoah, mr. fucking wizard over here
     
  10. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah i know, totally ruined a perfectly good thread with his biological bullshit.
     
  11. iaxiloll

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    I thought it was there for like Gay seks.
     
  12. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    [​IMG]

    FUCK YES
     
  13. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I don't remember Mr. Wizard being on Nick
    crazy
     
  14. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Darwin should know. My man has all the answers! :biggrin:
     
  15. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    what is that in your sig, a black persons asshole?
     
  16. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    speaking of sigs... Zen... major props for the Battles two-way mirror room cover

    I always thought Chereas sig was the Ouroboros in simplicity.
     
  17. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    yeah it's a really terrific record.
    is Ouroboros the snake devouring itself?
     
  18. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    For me to suck on, of course.
     
  19. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    yeah, the snake sucking itself off.

    lucky fuckin snake.
     
  20. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i have trouble calling tiago "cherea"
     

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