What are your favourite nuts?

puh-kahn.

 

they're all like that in texas...

 

1. Cashews
2. Pecans
3. Pistachio

 

Everything's big in Texas
You know it is
I might have made a big mistake oh oh
Chord organ blues
Chord organ blues
Singin those chord organ blues

 

speaking of big in texas, and organs... my penis. yep.

 

HATS are big in texas

 

Big EGO = Small Penis + Small Brain =====MEGA FAIL.....


Cheers Glen.

 

So much hostility on this site.

 

Thats how I grew up pronouncing it, but a good amount of people say pee-can too

you serious?

Now I really need to go to tx. Do you have a toilet sink and a regular sink?

 

This is a serious question and unrelated to your post, but are you always shitfaced when you post?

 

glenglen...
do you mind if i just call you Glen? or is your last name Glen
also. well.. in any case... Mr. Glen, I can't help but be a mortal man like
yourself. With such duties of manhood come the consequences of ego.
and in this case, I am guilty as charged.

Yet, still... my penis is massive.

 

WE DEMAND PHOTOS...:toetap05:...NOW.!!....:toetap05:....O.K.??..:toetap05:


Cheers Glen....:toetap05:

 

well, I cant.. and why, you see, is a funny story really....

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. but for the life of me, i have misplaced it again. (King Missile - Detachable Penis)

 

*********:banghead:**:banghead:**


Cheers Glen...:banghead:

 

i duno, i think it might be a bidet...

 

it's true, it is rather large.

 

I thought those were separate

 

welcome to the 21st century bitch.

 

Hahaha touche

 

:cheers2: