Ears

Nothing human disgusts me, Dave, unless it's unkind or violent. ... Two of humanity's basic weaknesses, the need for human acceptance of ears and the human acceptance of the need for ears.

 

Yuck...

Look like a spock ear...

 

at least one is cute! post yours, tough guy!

 

I would if I could but I can't.
I don't have my USB cable with me.
I will.
One "normal" size the other is "normal" but small.
Look at chimpanzee ears to get a grasp of mine...ugly.

 

I love my ability to hear.
and i love nibbling on ears and having my ea rs nibbled on.
is hat a good reason for the existence of ears?

 

You do not need ears to hear.
If ears were not there you would nibble on something else instead.
No.

 

I don't need my ears to hear?>
this is news to me, go on.


but yeah, you're probably right about the second part.

 

When I was a kid, the other kids used to make fun of my ears because the earlobe is attached, to the top of my jaw. They said I had no earlobe. I DO, it just isn't as waggly as theirs. And it's a recessive gene, fuck yeah.

 

I'm talking about the outside element of ears... the lobes I 'spose.
You do not need them to hear...
The lobes are what are ugly.
We do not need them.

 

This makes no sense.
Sorry.
Pictures.

 

have you ever had them nibbled/sucked on?
try that and tell me you could do without earlobes.
god. god.

 

Yeah I have.
But my life would not end if that stopped.
Human predilections are odd and rely on what is there.
No earlobes no sucking/licking/nibbling.
Life goes on.

 

well of course life goes on...

but i think the point i was proving here is that earlobes are in fact not pointless. Pleasure is a great indicator of point.
hahaha.
but really, am i right?

 

"Pleasure is a great indicator of point".

Make that up recently did you!
Well done, but it is meaningless.
:toetap05:

You have no point.
Face it.

 

my point is, my point is what i make it.
i make good use of my earlobes. they are not pointless. I don't get what you're gettting at when you say I have no point.
I can't face it. I do have a point.
and now i'm wishing i had someone to prove it with.

also i'm drunk. but that doesn't discredit my point at all.
i hope you understand where i'm going with this..

 

Sorry but you cant have a point if you're drunk.

 

why not?
i usually do my best thinking when i'm drunk. I know that's hard to believe, but it's true.

 

But not today, chap. Not today.

 

Thats not true, you think very poorly when you are drunk and are unable to understand the process of logic, this is true for everyone.

 

well.
i disagree.