everytime i take a big shit....

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by burninblaze, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. burninblaze

    burninblaze Member

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    everytime i take a big shit i usually always seem to cum. it feels good cuz i'm gettin all that shit out and it feels weird at the same time cuz it just feels weird to me to do both at the same time. does that mean that i just really like the feeling of all the shit comin out of my ass and/or i'm gay(not sayin its bad to be gay). it might also have something to do with me also be constipated. i'm just not sure what to think.
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    prostate gland.
    look it up.
    it's not a gay thing :D
     
  3. Vire

    Vire Member

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    Yeah I think you have a really sensitive prostate gland, and whenever you take a big dump, it get stimulated. Try to do it without shitting.
     
  4. burninblaze

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    Yeah your right I must have a sensitive prostate gland. To be honest I actually hate it cuz everytime I take a shit or even when I just only piss I it feels so stimulated. It might possibly have something to do with my medication. Is there any way to prevent from having a sensitive prostate gland?
     
  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Stop eating right now that might help !! Or ask your doctor about the medication you are taking ! I never heard of such a thing. But hey look at the bright side. Your out with a girl who get's you all worked up but she won't let you have sex with her you can always go home and take a shit !! Joy all around.
    geez !!

    Peace
     
  6. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    Your completely rude and your comments are uncalled for. I think if your gonna have a piss poor attitude you should find something else to do, rather then being a jerk to people asking open questions on this forum.

    Also its normal I know a guys who is like this. He enjoys it alot, but I don't think he gets stimulated when he takes a piss.

    Tiffany:D
     
  7. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    ...Okay, mom.

    :rolleyes:
     
  8. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You hurt me :(

    Peace
     
  9. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    I think you are right. If we all had attitudes as bright and cheery as you, the world would be a far better place.
     
  10. Dipper

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    Oh my god I can't believe how hard I just laughed at this...
     
  11. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    If by far better place, you mean a dry, humorless information pamphlet in a proctologist's office, then yeah. Definitely.
     
  12. burninblaze

    burninblaze Member

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    I think that I am just like that guy you mentioned. I actually didn't mean to say that I get stimulated when I piss it's just a stimulating feeling everytime I take a shit that it makes me piss even more than usual.
     
  13. Frozen Solid

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    That is funny shit. No pun intended. Seriously though, when he spends an entire day eating chili and drinking Old Milwaukee, does he shit like 12 times? When he does, does he feel like he has been to a Roman orgy afterwards?
     
  14. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    That sounds like the best idea I've ever heard.

    It's been a long time since I've had one of them kinda days.

    And the weather is perfect for such misadventures.
     
  15. silverhippy

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    Now you've done it. You have been rude and insensitive about this poor fellows plight ! Cool ! Chili and beer ! Talk about hot sex. Yay !

    Peace
     
  16. Frozen Solid

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    I have said it before and I'll say it again...Toolmaggot, you are my kinda girl.

    :cheers2:
     
  17. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    How the fuck is having an unexpected orgasm a plight?

    Riddle me that, meow.
     
  18. YoungHippieDream

    YoungHippieDream Member

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    Lol, I almost shit myself reading this fucking lame ass story xD
     
  19. sublimeinal056

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    Everytime I read a post of Toolmaggots', I gain a little respect for women.


    and then sophieclaire fucks it up.

    Dig my new sig!
     
  20. silverhippy

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    Well it could be inconvenient. What if he was takin a shit in a public rest room ?? How would that go over ? think about it.

    Peace
     

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