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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by makesmomcry420, Nov 6, 2008.

  1. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ok so some thing im seeing in commercials are pissing me off

    1. there is this new commercial for some fingertip vibrator from trojan and in it some old woman says she owns one (something along those lines, im not a fuckin narrator). and this is the most disturbing disgusting thing ever, i dont want to have that mental picture in my head, eww

    2. the new ipod or i phone commercial that shows all those games you can play on it and at the end it says "the funnest ipod ever" lame. "funnest" is not a word (even though spell check doesnt freak out) in the world of proper english

    3. there is a beano comm. and they advertise a "travel pack". why? this travel pack is larger than than a small regular bottle, and whats wrong with ppl not being able to unscrew the top of a pill bottle. fucking humans

    sorry i had to vent my hatred of incompetence
     
  2. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Incompetence is a bitch.
     
  3. Stephæ

    Stephæ Member

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    JUST DANCE MOTHA BITCH! :willy_nilly:
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    :cheers2:

    :party:
     
  5. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    motha beetch-
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i hate fucking forms. i hate how every fucking retard in every fucking company has to come up with a different phrase for every question...

    sure shit like:
    name/fore name/first name

    are easy, but when theyre serious questions and people use unecesarily complicated/unusual words, why the fuck do it????

    i hate stupid, fucking retarted protocols.as an individual - noone gives a fuck. all your shit is read by computers/ answered by bots that word search you email. noone gives a shit, bosses have too much money to give a shit.

    i hate that i cant find a fucking job because everyplace is filled with people who cant speak english. how can you be a sales assistant if all you can say is fweefiddeh.

    i hate how this economy is going to shit, at the worst time in my life.

    i hate my family.

    i hate my college.

    i hate this country.

    i hate that noone appreciates capability/intelligence - its just about paper work.

    i hate how bitches have it so easy. just cuz theyre female people cut them slack expecting something but never getting anything.

    i hate the police, theyre more interesting in making people pay for all the bullying they endured in school, then helping them.

    i hate how unsafe, this CCTV/under cover police/security infested this place is.

    i hate not having any money for a better meal, clothes, going out or anything.

    i hate having to have given up everything, a teenager could be doing - and seeing it counts for nothing.

    i hate depression and sadness i seem to be constantly swimming in.

    i hate my life, i hate thinking about suicide but i do.

    only thing holding me back is my love for my future i keep thinking about and wishing for.
     
  7. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    shit. that was deep as hell. :grouphug: i really do hope your situation impoves
     
  8. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    damn green ill be sending some good thoughts your way
     
  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Trust me green once you reach 20 those thoughts become less bothersome, and by the time your 21-22 you will be indifferent. :cheers2: Then life is a joke that somehow starts slipping by and doesnt touch you on it's way into the ground.
     
  10. seaweedyness

    seaweedyness Member

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    deeep. hope things lighten up, especially since you're so young.
    and i've seen that infomercial with the old woman and her fingertip vibrator, props to her i guess haha
     
  11. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    I hate that life is just an illusion keeping us from thinking the worse
     
  12. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    i fucking hate snow
     
  13. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    is it just me, or does girls gone wild need a new theme song? the steel drums are getting real old, its not even spring break anymore. maybe i just hate those commercials.

    does anyone even like pixie sticks? man they suck ass, you only get a little bit of dust, and then the tube is moist from your breath and spit, and no more candy

    speaking of shitty candy, does anybody like neko wafers? those things are just gross
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    pixie stix are good.. but you're right. the paper gets all wet and then the powder gets all clogged up in there.

    and i think necco wafers are fuckin bomb!
     
  15. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    really? those wafers are like low par antacids, they gross me out
     
  16. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    i hate hypocrites

    i hate people who post and rant about shit they hate.

    just kidding...

    real:
    __________

    i hate hypocrites.

    i hate christianity.

    i hate this country.

    i hate people who have an opinion on shit that doesn't effect them at all. (stem cell research, abortion, gay marriage, etc.)
     
  17. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    I hate the local car commercials. Theres one where theres two guys standing behind a green screen and the old dude on the left looks fucking traumatized and pissed off. The other thing I hate about car commercials is that in every single one, the beginning has nothing to do with cars, until it gets to the end. They are so stupid you can predict what commercial is a car commercial just because of how dumb the beginning is. Also, GOOD OLE TOMS.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6uR_1ZdvwQ

    FUCK YOU GOOD OLE TOM, FUCK YOU.
     
  18. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    :cheers2:
     
  19. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    drug money, no doubt. why else would he sell his grad ring?
     
  20. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    yea good old tom wants to pay cash so he can rip you off, i dont trust old white men.
     
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