what's the stupidest

theres a button on the right ya aint supposed to hit when yer in the middle of typing

 

i think the worst one was when i was about 17.... a couple a pals and i went booze cruising.... the next day i was in for it....it appeared that we hit a mailbox... the passenger side windsheild post was a little deformed... the car was covered in mud... and the trunk was full of road signs... i believe that was the last time i ever was in trouble for being really stipid..... learned a valuable lesson, dont drink, trip and drive

 

oh yea... i am accually grounded til im 30

 

I really don't get what you're talking about.. a boat?

 

i got in trouble for sayin the word suck
one time i got in trouble for sniffing my nose too many times when my nose was runny
another time i got in trouble cuz my dad was watching spawn the animated version...and i was 12 at the time...and i gasped and said "umm dad, that's really bad, they're having sex in cartoons!"
heh, that's funny now that i think about it

 

who got you in trouble for sniffing?

 

my stepmom

 

was she a mean stepmom? it's not like you could really help it, (little kids especially) just do it automatically

 

pretty much she was...she disliked me very much
and i'm not exaggerating...
but now that i dont live at home...we get along fine....still feel kinda uncomfortable around her sometimes..but ehhh....*Shruggs*
better than how it was before so i'm not complaining

 

i got pissed off when i got in rouble for saying pissed off....
what a fucking piss off....

 

yah i hear ya...it's like who cares?

 

My older cousin used to my friends and me camping. One time I was going to play a trick on my cousin with a bag of grass from the lawn mower. I told him it was a bag of weed and threw it in the fire. Anyway, unbeknown to me, my parents had somehow seen it before I left. When I got home they made me dump all my gear on the porch. Man, they were really upset. They didn't think the joke was funny. They really didn't think my pun about being a bag of grass was funny.

 

Hmm... I took a sauldering gun and saudered a whole bunch of crap together in the house and like... melted a stereo with it.


Hey! I was three.

 

going to school drunk, smoking cigs at school,lighting the desk on fire,cutting my arms in class,telling some kid I was going to kill him.. etc..........

 

i got a spanking for playing on the roof of our house when i was 6. it was really stupid because i spent much more time WAY ABOVE our roof in trees. i wasn't about to bring that up, though.

 

hah,I once got in trouble for sniffling too much too. I got yelled at by my grandmother. I was crying,and you know how you sniffle when you're done crying,sometimes? Well, I did at least. She didnt let me play outside for a while.

My gramma used to make me take a nap for an hour a day,and if I got up and played during nap time,I had to nap for two hours the next. One day,I just wasnt allowed to get out of bed...

 

Soaking tennis balls in gasoline, then lighting them on fire and kicking them down the street.

 

One time when I was like 8 or so I went with my dad when he was playing golf, and while he was putting or something I put the golf cart in reverse and he didn't notice when he came back, and it went straight into a ditch... I thought it was funny as hell, unfortunately he didn't and got really pissed about it.

 

had a detention for wiping boogers on a wall in my school. probably grade 10 or so.

 

Well, one time, when I was about three, I decided to climb the small tree in my front yard. As it turns out, the tree was a tad bit too young to climb, and I broke a big limb off. So, my dad beat the Hell out of me with it. Man, that hurt.


However, the stupidest thing I ever got in troublr for happened when I was about 1 1/2 to 2 years old. My older sister decided to get a crayon and draw all over the couch and blame it on me. When my mother found out, she beat me good. Then, after trying to get the crayon marks off with a clothes iron (Don't ask me how that's supposed to work), she burnt that couch. That made her ever more furious and she beat me more... a lot more. Oh well.