what's the stupidest

thing you got in trouble for as a kid growing up?

 

i got 4 detentions in middle school for calling this kid a doofus. they said it was a form of verbal abuse. thats bullshit. and then 2 days ago i got 2 detentions for being late to school. wtf.

oh and i also get kicked out of homeroom daily for refusing to say the pledge of alligence.

 

once I got a referal for sneaking out of class in 2nd grade to go see a bat that was in the hallway. My mom was really mad at the principle because from what she tells me he made me cry. We lived near the san diego zoo than so she took me to the bat exhibit that next weekend

 

my step-brother and step-sister were the 'bad' ones when i was little so i didn't get in trouble cuz i had it figured out that if i was extra good then they looked extra bad. hehe i was a little shit. when my step-bro and i had to wash the dishes i always wanted to dry and put away but if he made me wash then i would rinse all the silverware under boiling hot water and he would burn his fingers on them. lmao!!!! i didn't even remember that untill he brought it up a few years ago.

 

In high school we had to walk down a path to get to the North building. Back when I smoked briefly, I bummed a cigarette off of some cute kid. After he gave me a light, we started walking and I saw him put his cigarette down to the side and cup his hand over it. I don't know what I was thinking, but I decided to take a nice big puff just as the security guard (I didn't notice) was coming up at my side. I got a $50.00 ticket for smoking on school property and a bunch of laughs.

 

When I was about 5 or 6 I put one of my plastic toy trucks on the Charcoal grill my dad had momentarily stepped away from while he let the coals heat up.


Upon discovery of the partially melted toy truck on his grill he asked me why I did it and to this day he'll still mention the "phrase heard round the household"
when the mood suits him. My clever reply was "My brain told me to do it."

 

when i was like...7 i guess...i got in trouble for trying to save a bird nest from sum neighborhood kid. he was gonna step on these baby birds and i didnt want him too. well he did anyway and my dad thought me and my brother had something to do with crushing them. so we got in trouble, i don't remember the whole story. this kid who smashed the birds also killed the neighborhood stray cat. my old home was fucked up.

 

I once oiled the neighbor girl...her parents and my parents were pissed. I had to stay in the house for the next 2 weeks.

 

well once i used my dad's rag in the shower b/c i thought it was mine...but apparently he took the rags down and washed them earlier and put a clean one up for him in the shower (the same one i had been using the day before)....and he got mad and i got grounded

 

Don't be suprised if you see this kid on the news for serial murder in the future. It's true... most children who torture and kill animals as a child, progress to doing the same with humans as they age. I could tell some stories from all my psychology classes, but I won't.

 

I smeared butter all over my baby sister once. I got in a lot of trouble for that one

 

HAHAHA moonshyne!

when I was 4 and my sister was in her little walker, I got mad at her and threw a toy at her and it fractured her nose

I also wanted to name her Beef Stroganoff because my grandmother, father, and I had that the night of her delivery.

 

Older sisters suck! Mine shoved a bottle in my mouth and fractured the roof of my mouth...I don't know a technical name for it. lol

 

telling my cousin no



basically, my cousin was tickling me and i was laughing and saying no and my dad comes in, a look of determined seriousness on his face, and says, "RYAN. she SAID NO. what part of that don't you understand?!" we had to be really quiet when we're around him, he's such a party pooper

 

those made me laugh thanks guys

 

actually i knew a kid from 5th grade, he was always getting into trouble and doing all kinds of weird shit and having a kid before he was out of high school. i've seen him around here and there, hanging out somewhere and i'll pass by and chat real quick. the last time i saw him we talked a little and i didn't think he was such a bad person. i was surprised to find out that a few days after seeing him he was put in jail for burning a cross on someones front lawn. it was so weird

 

Don't laugh at me!

 

It would probably be the time I helped my da

 

what happened?

 

d fix the pontoon.... i thought i got it all..... my side sank.... he was pretty pissed.... especially while we were swimming back to the dock.... we laugh about it now.... the amnicon titanic...