A great Mind Fucking: Shivambu Gita

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by HerbuhLovuh, Oct 4, 2008.

  1. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Shivambu is the "divine panacea". It is the solution to AIDS, herpes, cancer, diabetes, you name it. It is the best water and most nourishing food on the planet, and it is absolutely free.

    When the economy collapses Shivambu will keep you alive indefinitely.

    And: shivambu is literally your own pee pee!

    Look it up.

    Shivambu is a multi-billion dollar industry: the harvesting of human urinals. Horse urine is put into most quality beauty products and you pay top dollar for this stuff.

    Use your own(it's cheaper and more effective).

    The late prime minister of India said he washed his hair and body with shivambu only, and drank shivambu, daily for 30 years and that's why at over 100, a centarian, he had not a single wrinkle on his face.

    I personally drink plenty of shivambu.
     
  2. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    Sod that for a game of soldiers.
     
  3. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    hmmm maybe i will look this interesting product up
     
  4. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Okay, well.... strange.
     
  5. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    i read something about it

    very interesting indeed

    is only your urine or can you take it from some other place

    said something about urine not being the same like humans never look the same

    even though i probably wont do it
     
  6. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    its good for you
     
  7. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    ROFL

    Wait a minute you drink your own piss
    Does that mean you always smell like piss?
    if so thats not pleasant for others mate
     
  8. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    Your piss probably smells like rotten death in all its naked nastiness. My Shivambu, on the other hand, has almost no odor whatsoever, and I like its odor.

    Anyway most people have hrose urine extract in their ebauty products, and yet they don't smell like piss. Stupid fucking me for even taking the time to intelligently respond to your comment.
     
  9. lilpurp84

    lilpurp84 Member

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    you like what you like...

    me personally.. i like pickles...

    but they dont do anything for my skin.

    ....or my breath for that matter..yikes.
     
  10. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    i dunno pickles r pretty deliciiiiiiiiiiiiious

    when i was younger i thought they were gross, I only knew about mc donalds pickles and mustard, I couldnt stand both, now i eat real pickles and make my own mustard, its quite a different life, not to mention I havent eaten fast food or ANY kind of mammal for over 8 years but who cares about the little things
     
  11. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    i will try to care
     

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