So...I put a bowl of candy and a note outside

saying 'Please help yourself, but rmember to think of others after you'.
There are kids outside my front door fighting over whether that means they can have more than one piece.
They are now knocking on my door to ask, still arguing.

 

Take all the candy and tell them they get nothing.

 

someone jacked my pumpkin strobe light that was in the bowl of candy (so kids would see not to knock on the door).

 

Blood will be shed...

 

I went out to refill the candy and a few really obese girls was at my door. I only gave them one piece of candy. To most groups I give three each. Am I wrong?

 

Hell no. it's your candy, do with it what you want.

 

YOU FUCKING SIZE-IST!!! :tongue:

 

I do remind you, this is nevada, and halloween.

there will be none spared.

 

Nobody knocked on our door, but I got home from work almost at 8. Still I wanted to see kids in their costumes. I did get to see Jack as Thomas The Tank Engine

 

BF, you're too awesome.

 

i would have expected the bowl to be gone after 5 minutes. people are sick sadistic assholes in general, but kids tend to be the biggest sociopaths out there.

 

I just saw a kid that i counsel when I work at the school. he was with his friends and it was tres akward for him. ):

 

i gave out some candy tonight
felt like a grown up, so i came back inside, ate some candy and felt like crying

i don't wanna grow up

 

My dad brought me some candy home.

We don't get trick-or-treaters out here. Thank god. At our old house, I used to jump out at the kids....the ones that didn't run away got the candy.

 

we live in bum fuck. no kids coming to the door here. tomorrow i'm going to go buy candy for cheap.

 

what you do is get a trench coat, and line it with candy hanging from cotton thread loops, and walk around and go "pst, pst, hey kid, <open coat> want some candy?"

until you get arrested.

 

hells yeah, that's awesome!:cheers2:

 

someone peed on our porch and stole the candy bowl.

 

There was only one small group of kids around here and they came to the door like three times. And only some of them were dressed up. They probably didn't get much candy though. I did it when I was 7 or 8 and half the people didn't know what we were talking about. It shows how they celebrate halloween here

 

next time I am getting a cheap home security camera and am going to watch and press charges against anyone that fucks with our shit