I really have to pee

but my gramps is playing bridge with his friends. I hate being seen by those old guys because they try to get me to sit beside them and chat. I wish I had a penis so I could easily pee in the empty water bottle.


So should I try to pee in the bottle? If I miss I guess I could always blame the pee puddle on the dog.

What would you do? I can't ask WWJD because I figure he would want to hang out with the old guys.

 

cut the bottom out of the water bottle and put the cap back on. when you're done, dump it out the window.

also, hope that you don't have to relieve yourself of a volume of urine greater than that which can be contained in the bottle.

 

can always get a pair of the old guys diapers

 

WWJD.. Jesus says waste not.. piss in a cup and drink that shit

 

did you wet yourself yet?

 

What don't you just go to the restroom and pee, then walk back and act like you don't hear them or give'em an excuse that you are busy.

 

I waited until they left and then I ran for the toilet. It was orgasmic to finally be able to pee.

 

I would of just went outside. Nothing as liberating as peeing outside.

 

Why not just go to the bathroom??

 

i had to piss all day yesterday - from the time i left the house for my game until i got back home a few hours later

 

I was holed up in the computer room. If I had left to go to the bathroom I would've had to pass the bridge players. So I held it.

 

Am I the only one that came out to be pretty hot?

 

haha I'm sure you know what I meant. When you have to go that bad and finally get to...it is orgasmic.

 

just say you really have to get back to something, it's not really important, but you'd really like to finish it before tomorrow morning, and if they ask what, you don't have to tell them.

you get to tell the truth, AND pee.

 

I was there because I clean my gramps' house every Friday.

 

I love sitting down and talking to old people. They make me laugh, even when they're grumpy. I feel they're childlike.

 

Thats how the girlfriend gets bladder infections.

 

Yea. haha Sometimes in the mornings I'm comfy, and still tired but I gotta pee, I try to hold it until I HAVE to go, it's a bliss morning piss.

 

ahh, so no escape.

should have actually read the thread, sorry.

 

No need to be sorry.


Sitka - yeah I have the same problem, but I've had so many in the past that I know when one is coming so I start drinking cranberry juice and plenty of water. Seems to stop the infection before it really has a chance.