Hey Everybody! We're a bunch of assholes!

Hehehe, tonight the forums have been pure gold.

 

SHIT. I was watching star wars when this was all going on. Lame.

 

pfft. undedicated. that's what you are.

sick is what i am. it's why i'm up so gaddammed early.

 

ok, I am officially an asshole. Got into an Ensure fight with old lady. I won. Fucking stubborn old hag. sure it was assholish to give her a faceful of it, but she threw it at me first.

 

old ladies are assholes, too.

 

yeah, they can be. If she had been having a senile moment I wouldnt have been an asshole. But she's in one of her moods. she's been screeching all night. So, this morning she's too tired to drink. That's not my problem. I have a pill schedule I have to keep. She's used to getting her way and being a bitch if she doesnt. she forgets im a bigger bitch. even when I put her in the tub to wash the ensure off her she was being stubborn and got her hand pinched by the chair. Now she's sleeping. Her alzeheimer's pill makes her puke so im fucked if I give it to her coz she'll puke all fucking day and Im fucked if I dont coz she's crazy all day. sigh

 

I am nice.

 

i prefer dicks to assholes really
but assholes are better than pussies

 

I disagree, I prefer pussies.

 

when you put it that way...

 

You're totally not EVEN an asshole!!@! In Canada we say "Ieeeeeeee not even!"

(in a native accent)

 

That's what I've been saying. I'm not an asshole...just a bitch. Plus I don't like to see KC upset.

 

sorry I forgot to read the last page.

 

I've been saying it for a while. Way to drop the ball on stalking me.

 

Yeah Ramona seems to be one of heroines in here

Kind of wish I was in a way

 

Yeah. Fuck you outsiders.

 

not even that, outsiders can fuck themselves with hot lead rods.

they aren't worthy of being fucked in our presence by anything, except their bad fortune of having crossed the glorious assholery that is RT.

 

What a bunch of assholes that dont know how to wipe. You wipe up, not down. Gross.

 

Stick around for a bit longer. We all become heroin some day.