a family of raccoons just growled at me.

i heard a bunch of noise on the front porch, so i went and turned the light on. 3 LARGE raccoons were sitting right outside the front porch door (which has a hole in it perfect for a bunch of raccoons ), and they started GROWLING at me! they didn't even run away, they just growled!!

i love animals, but i want to bash their heads in. i just got my snow/rain boots off the porch to pack them, and there were wads of wet cat food stuffed in them.

 

LOL thats funny shit

 

not funny.

















ok... a little funny!

 

just growl back
then kick 'em

 

why was there cat food stuffed in your boots?

 

no, i don't want it to bite me!

i think they went away. they were looking for the catfood that we sometimes forget to bring inside after it gets dark. but it's not there, and i went out looking for them.

 

Goddamn coons.

 

the raccoons hid it there. they like to hide it. i know it was them and not mice because it was wet. raccoons always wash their food.

 

raccoons are evil.

 

Be careful.

Remember this one:

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=246389

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hahah! seriously! we are living kind of out in their natural habitat, and have left enough food around for the other critters that i think they've moved in and decided that these areas were theirs now. cheeky bastards!

 

i like this sentence the bestest

 

I like to make sweet love to animals. I like it when they bite into my thighs and I have to go and get a tetanus shot.

 

haha, thanks. i'm queen of extremes.

 

cheeky bastards indeed. i never used to gloat when i saw their bloody carcasses on the highway...but now...

 

i don't really gloat per se. but i usually chuckle and say "he probably deserved it." hahahaha!