Are you bitter?

yum

 

hopefully it gives you that sense of extreme relief and accomplishment that you get after leaving a big loud fart, only with a silent, stinky slip of the skin

 

Salty and bitter.

 

you know damn well i'm a bitter sonofabitch.

as far as taste, i haven't gotten to shower since saturday afternoon, so probably a bitter salty shit taste.

 

Definitely sour.

 

You've been hanging out with Shroomie again huh?

 

i taste like peaches and cream.

and lotion.

 

nah, that's my own shit. last time i was with shroomie i ended up with 20 pounds of used tampons stuck to my body.

 

Better than them shits with wings. God damn, that adhesive is a pain.

 

Yes it is, especially when you're pulling it off your forehead.

 

or ripping your pubes out

 

You're telling me. As a towelhead, I have some epic eyebrows.

 

I keep that area free of hair. Nothing grosser than blood crusted pubes.

 

i remember you.

i'd kill for your 'brows.

 

I'm bitter like uncut cocoa.

 

I taste like skin, but I am a tad bit bitter today.... with pinch of annoyed.

 

salty?

 

I taste like patchouli.

 

ahahaha. TOTALLY

 

I am sweet with a surprise kick in your ass spicy