so i got caught, need help being sneaky

so i got caught by my parents because i wasn't careful enough in covering up the smell. i plan to continue to smoke after a hiatus but want to be certain they wont catch me again. was wondering if anyone had any tips on smoking inside without getting caught.
not sure if it matters, but they took my piece so i now smoke out of blunts.

 

Blunts are no way to be sneaky. Might as well make a quick pipe, or find a new one. And just take a quick toke outside, why risk the smells indoors?

 

Hey there... A good idea to smoke inside and not get caught is to have a locked room (if possible) with a window and possibly a fan. You can also make something I call a sploof (if varies from person to person). This device is simply a toilet paper roll with a dryer sheet elasticed to the end, and stuffed with dryer sheets. Exhale your smoke through this and the pot smell will be almost non-existant. Spray deoderant is also good if you're scared about smell on you. Also, blunts and joints seem to smell up a room, your hands and your clothes A LOT more than anything I've smoked from. Just keep this in mind...

 

If your rents wont find it suspicious light some incense, and like said before no blunts or joints make a pipe like out of an apple so you can eat it afterwards so theres no evidence. towel under door, close vents, open a window, and if possible wait til there asleep.

 

Yeah a spoof works (I call em doob tubes)

Or you can just breath directly into several layers of dryer sheets.


Make sure you cover and completely extinguish the bowl too.


Cause smoking bowls really add to the smell.


Get a scented candle too.

 

vaporizer

 

Oh man, the best thing to do is to just go outside. Go for "a cigarette" (if you smoke), "a walk," or mention "forgetting _____ at ____'s house..." When I still lived with the parental units it worked for me.

Now, however, my landlady doesn't want me smoking inside, which is understandable. So I just meander out to the balcony, because it's closer and safer than the road. There are hobos on the road who will bug me for weed. No hobos on my balcony, though.

If you're gonna smoke inside, put a towel down at the foot of your LOCKED bedroom door, so the smell doesn't escape. Use a spoof (with heavily scented dryer sheets), and carefully hold your bowl OUT the window when you're not smoking it. Also, keep the fan on high... While you get high.

BTW, a vape won't hide the smell. Not one bit.

 

The smell is a giveaway, if you have strict parents i can only advise smoking outside or at friends if you want to escape punishment.

Sploofs are an option but can be risky imo

 

just don't smoke it inside. that's a bit of a no-brainer if you want to be stealthy. if you're toknig inside, you can be rest assured the smell will travel from room to room. it's inevitable. just toke outside..

 

if you have an attic/loft space or a cellar/basement smoke up/down there, the rooms are usually very well ventilated and don't connect well to the rest of the house.

 

If you cover the bowl and use a spoof/doob tube, then you should have nothing to worry about.


Thats the way I see most people fuck up.


They dont cover the bowl, then my room smells like dank.