So there was just a shooting...

I believe you. It was my joke that I was calling lame.

I can't wait to go there and get brutally murdered in any case.

 

i just sit naked in the bathroom with the door unlocked, waiting for my next victim.

 

Yeah, right.

Female banter. I've heard it all before.

Let me guess your reply: "Just because it doesn't happen to yoooooouuuuu..."

 

you're right, i am completely unoriginal and just like every other woman you've met.

by the way, my next response was going to be "i'm flying out of JFK to barcelona in a week. why don't you find out?"

but now i'm switching my flight

 

Pfft. Good luck with your LAX layover.

Muahahahaha.

 

http://www.waaytv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9243252

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Oh Rubers! You're from Arkansas too....
Hmmm, I must ask, why is the pretension so thick?

 

I'm in Arkansas, sure ain't from Arkansas.

You're from Jonesboro, aren't ya?

I know a bunch of xedgex kids from there. Funny stupid vegans.

Pretension being thick? Ehh...