If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
That is only 2.4 miles a day. On a day of no exercise, no outdoor activities, Just attending school or work, i walk a minimum of 5 miles.
@miss- so what its fucking delicious @willy- i probably bring the average down since i walk less than one mile a day
i didn't like beer at first, but after chugging it at parties i have developed a taste for it and i think it is soo delicious
