Best Trippin Quotes

this thread is awesome

"Come out and LIVE ON MY FACE!"
--a friend, T, in reference to a the colors on a visualizer we were watching coming down from an acid trip.

 

Ha ha ha, ok, i've got a rediculous one... I found this recording on my cell phone one night after my friend and I took ambien and benadryl:

(in reference to a picture of marylin monroe (sp?)- "Dude... you tottaly missed it... she changed her hair style... I just saw her...uh, as a head... with red white and rainbow paint all over her... head... riding a panda bear... with a party hat.... through the woods..."

 

Lol that's pretty great. Sounds like me.

 

that's hilarious.

 

haha emsterino that's incredible :rofl:

All I can contribute is being on MDA and thinking out loud during the comedown on the ride back home: "Well... I wonder when the rainbows are gonna go away."

My stoned/rolling friend lol'd pretty hard because of my dead seriousness.

btw I think this is the best thread I've ever read.

 

"Ketamine is the cocaine of speed"

Me trying to say "Ketamine is to DXM as cocaine is to amphetamine"

 

LSD @ Philly Folk Fest...

"There's a giant crab coming over the horizon with gold red armor.... wait I mean there should be a giant crab coming over the horizon, right there" *pointing*

 

Haha pretty strong robo-trips:

me (trying to tell a joke): "Two drums and a drumble... Dude, what the fuck's a drumble?"

me: "Is this fucking Palm Beach?"

sober friend A: "Dude, this week sucks! I don't know what to do!"
me: "Duuuuude, don't worry be happy, man. Hahaha."
sober friend B: "Says the kid trippin on Robotussin."

me: "beep... beep... beep..."

me: "Dude, close your eyes and see the flashing cat in the desert."

 

My friend after a few hits and some HBWR seeds...
He is just sitting quietly, some of us are talking and he says "woah! I forgot I was here."

 

Me and my friend on DXM at a Sonic trying to order something.

Friend: DUDE we are at sonic
Me:Where?
Me: Oh sweet we are at Sonic
*Both of us laugh for a few minutes*
Me: Wait we are at Sonic... What the hell are we doing here?
Friend:Holy Shit
*laughs some more and gets caught in a loop for like an hour.*

 

Lol, i love B-sides

 

Me- Acid
U guys the corn pops box guy create this box for me.

What the hell is the difference between soap and soup?

 

(shrooms)

A: i feel so lost....... and found.
B: you feel like a jacket?

 

Me and a friend were on acid and standing outside of a Carl's Jr. My friend had just been to the ATM.

Me: Dude I am way too gone to order food there is no way I am going in there.

Friend:Hey, If I can get money out of a wall you can order food from a Mexican.

 

^ hahaha!

 

Lmao

 

This reminds me of the time my friend and I were tripping on L or maybe mushrooms and became so amazed about the concept of voices, and how each person's voice is different, almost like a fingerprint. One can also easily recognize a voice, even if the voice is on a telephone and the person is not visually present. This concept still amazes me. After this discussion I attempted to draw voices (unsuccessfully, but an interesting drawing for sure).

 

"Oh god, I just traveled through your ear and new york city is in your brain!"

Me talking to my brother's girlfriend while on salvia.

 

oh boy im not going to remember close to all of them in this post so ill be posting again. hmm lets see

"Crack, corn syrup, nukes........epic fail america" - my brother brad on lsd
"WTF IS THIS FLOWER PORN? (reffering to The Wall)" - claire bear on mushrooms

the first time i did acid i was with brad and we were hanging out in my friend filipas backhouse. filipa was at summer school so we went ahead and took it around noonish. she called when she got out. we told her we already took it. she was like "omg are you ok!" our response "Filipa! we have flesh wounds"
epicly funny ive never laughed more in one day.

there are so many more but im on 2 hours of sleep so i cant remember shit. ill post more later