finally bagged a cougar

So last night my buddy came home from Army Ranger camp/training and is in town 2 weeks before he's deployed so we went out to a local bar & we weren't even looking 2 pick up girls but these mid 30 year olds came over (were in our mid 20s) and started talking 2 us and playing pool w/ us & at the end of the night my buddy drove & followed them home & we both hooked up w/ a girl. First of all, let me tell you, when u tell women you work in tv (or in my buddies case is in the army) they love it, haha. So the best part was apparently not only was my first significantly older woman but also one of the biggest squirters I've been with, which I love. We had to sleep on the couch b/c the bed we were in was soaking wet. So the next day my buddy & the girl he slept w/ saw it & so the rest of the morning we were there was so much joking about like asking me if i wore my snorkel or little floaties on the arm so I wouldn't drown, shit like that, it was funny. But I just thought it was awesome to finally bag a cougar. So before my buddy leaves town again in 2 weeks were planning to out as many times as possible. Got to love the hunt, haha.

 

i personally dont like it when persuing women is compared to killing animals

 

haha congrats, man!
i always wanted to have sex with an older man,
haven't found one yet though!

 

The question that ultimately makes or breaks this story is this though, were you high?

 

i dont think i would ever want to have sex with a much older man. thats like people from my dads generation. i cant even begin to think about that.

but congrats on landing a cougar

 

Did you blaze her up?

 

U know what's funny, we were going to go back to my place & get weed & then go back over her place but my friend who drove me is in the army & i didnt want to have weed w/ us, like he doesnt care that i smoke around him, he just would want it to not be in the car, like at our house or whatever he doesn't care. So yeah, we had planned to go get some back at my place but we couldnt. and before you ask the reason we couldnt stay at either me or my friends house is he just moved back to his moms house 4 the next to weeks. And I'm just paranoid about having people in my house b/c I have a lot of stuff that means alot to me (like whitey fords autograph) and I just don't want shit getting wrecked.

 

Nothing like a good cougar hunt. Congratulations. I myself almost being 40 can't. Not to mention I am already in a great relationship. I don't want to go out looking for some chick in her 50' or 60's. Then again I would still bang Sally Field.

 

there's this lady that works at a business across the alley from where i work.. shes in her 50s.. i would totally fuck the shit out of her.. she dont look a wink over 30

 

I'm 19 and I think 24-30 year old woman are hot.

 

Not KILLING animals, FUCKING animals.

I, personally, love it.

 

word.

 

yeah that was kind of disrespectful...

bagged a cougar? she's a person, and as whorish as she may or may not be I don't think that anyone would appreciate being spoken of like that or dehumanized in such a way...

on a side note: what age does a woman become a cougar? 30ish seems a bit young to carry that title, I would've thought 40+ would be cougar status

 

A lady at 31 who was hitting on me at the time called herself a cougar so im assuming 30.

 

nah.. cougars are like 40+..

 

@maryjblaze.. your avatar makes me hungry

 

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LOL Dont know what is funnier, the story or the hippies getting their panties in a bunch over dumb slang... women have come a long way in the past century but lots of them still cant take a joke... get over yourselves ladies...

When Im in my 40s feel free to call me a bobcat...

 

Respect is respect its not about gender or age but rather the degrading way in which people speak to and about others.

 

I don't give a fuck how old she was, I'm just jealous you fucked a squirter.